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Woody and Andy's adventure with Space Mouse
In a sunny Monday morning Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda looks up in the sky as they see some strange activity in the sky, it's Space Mouse in a aerial dog fight with some of his own forces who are attempting to assassinate him in a military coup forces Space Mouse fires a barrage of Plasma O.T.A.C missiles at some coup ships Space Mouse is heavily wounded then one of the coup ships fires a heat seeking rocket and hits Space Mouse's ship and it crashes into a forest and Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda walks over to the crash site and the door opens to revile that Space Mouse is badly hurt he leans on his space ship and injects some advanced Rodentian medicine into him and Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda helps him to a nearby dock "Space Mouse, what are you doing hear on Earth" Woody Woodpecker said in shock to Space Mouse's crash landing from an aerial dogfight with some Rodentian coup forces "The Meow Meows wanted to kill you for their king" Andy Panda replied in question "Military c
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Woody Woodpecker Stinkmeanor Sparrow The Gruoucray
[In Woody Woodpecker's dream,Scene shows Woody Woodpecker’s tree house Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Winnie Woodpecker, Andy Panda, Wally Walrus Space Mouse, Rick Sanchez, Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson are seen at a table also Rick has been building a small robot with white gloves at the breakfast table]
TABLE ROBOT
What is my purpose?
RICK SANCHEZ
Pass the butter.
(The robot does so)
Thank you.
TABLE ROBOT
What is my purpose?
RICK SANCHEZ
You help people around the table in need.
ANDY PANDA
So on top of that refill my soda
TABLE ROBOT
(looks at his gloved hands; his shoulders sag)
Oh my God.
RICK SANCHEZ
Yeah, join the club, pal.
[the robot fills Andy Panda’s drunk]
ANDY PANDA
Is it diet soda
TABLE ROBOT:
Throwback
ANDY PANDA
Figures
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well...there's a Nobel Prise winner right here, I bet in 2025 there will be one for every table in America and most in Mexico
WALLY WALRUS
Vell, you said it.
RICK SANCHEZ
Hey, The white gloves par
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Woody Woodpecker Stinkmeaner Sparrow Strikes Back
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[Scene shows Woody's Sparrow Fight clips are shown, from start to finish]
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
Now, if we're paying attention to what happened last time, you know what a uh-oh moment is. An uh-oh moment is when the mind of a perfectly logical person no matter if it’s an human or are an animal is overwhelmed by some stupid uh-oh shite. Like Tweaky Lackey bumping into Space Mouse or a blind sparrow hits Woody Woodpecker’s car or Space Mouse spaceship or something like that and the other person gets mad like you boffed up. So his ignorance makes you act crazy and the next thing you know, they start beefing, shooting, fighting, and somebody goes in a coma and ends up dead, however; not even coma turned death could stop a uh-oh moment.
[the ground goes down deeper in hell.
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Woody Woodpecker fan script, Woody's Sparrow Fight
[Scene SoDoSpFi streets they see Tweaky Lackey bumping into Space Mouse walking down the street]
SPACE MOUSE
Watch where you walkin' Republican.
TWEAKY LACKY
Ey-ey, what'd you say,Democrat?
[Tweaky Lackey and Space Mouse are looking at each other with a stern look]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER / KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Uh oh.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
That’s usually not good Knothead.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah Splinter, we’re about to experience an "uh-oh moment."
[Knothead and Splinter watch in their Wish Fairy appearances as Tweaky Lackey pulls out a Swedish meatball gun and Space Mouse pulls out his energy gun and they point their guns at each other Tweaky Lackey's meatball gun is pointed right under Space Mouse and Space Mouse’s energy gun on Tweaky Lackey’s head]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
“Just goes to show, Knothead Woodpecker, Webster defines the ‘uh-oh moment’ as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical person who takes a stereotype..
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Woody Woodpeckerfan script, The Tragedy of Yelping
[Morning in UpMidClaPaTown, renamed UpMidTown. A bright sun rises over City Wong (renamed, Wongs City). People mill around all over the area. The Smiths walk past Moe’s Tavern while Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny walk towards Whole Foods. In the parking area in front of the store Roger Alien and Emperor Zing greet each other]
EMPEROR ZING
Mornin' Roger!
ROGER ALIEN
Mornin' Emperor Zing! Just another day in paradise, huh?
EMPEROR ZING
Yeah. Look at all the new restaurants the Whole Foods has raked in.
[turns around and points at the restaurant behind them.]
Let's probe that one there.
[Roger Alien Emperor Zing walk towards it and reach the entrance. A greeter awaits them]
[(Olive Garden) inside Gecko Pacheco's Tex-Mex Restaurant is in the background as well as Winnie’s Big City Bistro]
ROGER ALIEN
Hi. Two of us. Please oh and a note me and Zing are Railroad?
(OLIVE GARDEN) HOST
Yeah, sorry guys. Even if your Railroad, tables are full and even when the next table becomes available
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Woody Woodpecker Script: Spacetanic
[fade in scene commcell of a rigid spaceship it is a futuristic space version of the LZ 129 Hindenburg with bubble domes and rocket engines Rodentia Space Rangers are escorting it]
ANNOUNCER
All aboard for safety and adventure On the rigid spaceship Hindenburg, where the pampered luxury of a cruise ship meets The smoothness of modern air travel.Yes, when you fly Hindenburg, You're flying in style and safety.
[cut to the bridge two kids one of them is a woodpecker is seen as well as the caption
KID
Safety, isn't dark matter explosive.
WOODPECKER KID
just like the Hindenburg Disaster.
CAPTION
And that's why the Hindenburg had been charged with efficient solar powered engines.
WOODPECKER KID
Neato!
CAPTION
and safe. So, whether you're enjoying the Hindenburg's majestic space sights, Duty free shopping, high stakes baccarat, Dancing with your lovely wife, Or even a Cuban cigar after a French gourmet dinner, You'll be enjoying them in style and safety, all aboard Hindenburg!
[zoom to reveal
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Woody Woodpecker Daycare Slaycare
Scene starts out with Woody marching across his front room trying to get some money.
Woody: Gee I'm empty, poor, broke... I've gotta get a quick buck or two or I'm done for! But who would want to hire a lazy good for nutin woodpecker... let's face it it's all going downhill from here...
Television: Are you a lazy good for nutin Woodpecker? Do you need a quick buck or two?
Woody: (Zooms in front of television anxiously and nods head) Yes, Yes!
Television: Well if you are then come on down to Neany's Slaycare. It's where you can slay the day and just relax for a living! Our servants will help you unwind and relax, the tropical shakes will make your body shake for more and most of all our dollar for minute paycheck will make you rich in no time! So remember if you're looking for the time of your life come over to Neany's Slaycare! (Television turns off)
Woody: OH BOY THIS IS THE JOB I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! I better hurry before they get somebody else to take their job! (Zooms over to door
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Woody Woodpecker: As easy as pie
                           Woody Woodpecker in:
                                         As easy as Pie
       (Scene starts out with Woody walking down a sidewalk with his stomach growling like a dog would. He walks past a fence and suddenly stops then runs back to the fence and looks through a hole. Inside he sees an open window in a house with a pie just sitting there.)
     Woody: OH BOY FOOD! (Pecks hole shaped like his body in fence and walks through then walks to pie.) Boy oh boy am I hungry! I betcha nobody would mind if I just had a little taste of this… I’ll just make sure it’s cooked right! (Goes to grab pie when suddenly Wally Walrus takes pie out of window and closes it on Woody’s hands)
     Woody: AH! OH! OUCH! (Squeezes hands
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In a sunny Monday morning Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda looks up in the sky as they see some strange activity in the sky, it's Space Mouse in a aerial dog fight with some of his own forces who are attempting to assassinate him in a military coup forces Space Mouse fires a barrage of Plasma O.T.A.C missiles at some coup ships Space Mouse is heavily wounded then one of the coup ships fires a heat seeking rocket and hits Space Mouse's ship and it crashes into a forest and Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda walks over to the crash site and the door opens to revile that Space Mouse is badly hurt he leans on his space ship and injects some advanced Rodentian medicine into him and Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda helps him to a nearby dock "Space Mouse, what are you doing hear on Earth" Woody Woodpecker said in shock to Space Mouse's crash landing from an aerial dogfight with some Rodentian coup forces "The Meow Meows wanted to kill you for their king" Andy Panda replied in question "Military coup my take off did not go underacted and I couldn't fight them in space so I had to take my battle to Earth" Space Mouse said as he catches his breath "the coup forces want to go to war against the Meow Meows despite that it's suicide to go to war against thew Meow Meows plus they want to take their war on Earth; Aliens vs Predator styled" Space Mouse said panting heavily then laser bolts flies by Space Mouse Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda as they dock Space Mouse shoots the surviving coup Rodentian with his laser pistol then he walks over and rakes the coup Rodentia's laser rifle and tosses it to Woody Woodpecker who he catches it "What's going on" Splinter Woodpecker as she sees the crash site and Woody Woodpecker with Andy Panda and Space Mouse "We head a crash then laser guns being fired" Knothead Woodpecker followed "Hey did we see Space Mouse from 1964, 52 years later and you have hardly changed Knothead followed up "You heard of the military attempted coup in Turkey; it's happening on Rodentia and I can't let Earth ne a batle field; next thing you know; it ends up like Iraq, you heard what happened in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Syria; those battles was the final nail of the coffin for the stability in the Middle East" Space Mouse said as he leans on his spaceship "and King Size wants me to find some extra forces as well" Space Mouse said as he heals him self then he repairs his spaceship "Why come to us Space Mouse, the only other time when me and Knothead only seen you was in 52 years ago" Splinter said "The only time where we got wield your laser gun technology was in The New Woody Woodpecker Show in the year 2001 Stage Fright" Knothead Woodpecker said regarding of Space Mouse backing down on a full on animated series "why did you back down on going to a full on animated series" Splinter said to Space Mouse "Because, I would've been Universal's Marvin The Martian" Space Mouse said in a confessional tone "so I went under the radar and by 1999-2002 I made appearance on Woody Woodpecker Comics in exchange I would do so in Mexico" Space Mouse followed up.
Woody and Andy's adventure with Space Mouse
Space Mouse Gose to Earth to get help from his friends Woody Woodpecker, his nicec and nephew, and his best friend Andy Panda to help him and Kong Size with subverting a coup d'état in Rodentia.
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[In Woody Woodpecker's dream,Scene shows Woody Woodpecker’s tree house Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Winnie Woodpecker, Andy Panda, Wally Walrus Space Mouse, Rick Sanchez, Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson are seen at a table also Rick has been building a small robot with white gloves at the breakfast table]
TABLE ROBOT
What is my purpose?
RICK SANCHEZ
Pass the butter.
(The robot does so)
Thank you.
TABLE ROBOT
What is my purpose?
RICK SANCHEZ
You help people around the table in need.
ANDY PANDA
So on top of that refill my soda
TABLE ROBOT
(looks at his gloved hands; his shoulders sag)
Oh my God.
RICK SANCHEZ
Yeah, join the club, pal.
[the robot fills Andy Panda’s drunk]
ANDY PANDA
Is it diet soda
TABLE ROBOT:
Throwback
ANDY PANDA
Figures
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well...there's a Nobel Prise winner right here, I bet in 2025 there will be one for every table in America and most in Mexico
WALLY WALRUS
Vell, you said it.
RICK SANCHEZ
Hey, The white gloves part was inspired from that, whatever the hell that robot’s name is in Fizzy's Lunch Lab.
ANDY PANDA
Mixie Bot, Rick.
RICK SANCHEZ
Yeah, Mixie Bot, Andy that’s what I was talking about
[the doorbell rings]
BART SIMPSON
I got it
[Bart Simpson runs to the door and sees Woodrow Woodpecker and Nicky Woodpecker]
RICK SANCHEZ (O.S)
Who the hell let those two dorky woodpeckers in.
WOODY WOODPECKER
They were running late
[later are at the table]
WOODROW WOODPECKER
So we also brought our meals for brunch
NICKEY WOODPECKER
My meal, straight out of Tbilisi Georgia, and why that country can’t become a superpower.
\RICK SANCHEZ
Yeah, Join that club.
[Suddenly dozens of Stinkmeaner Sparrows try to break into his house. Three Stinkmeaner Sparrows emerge from a wall, and one shouts]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
My name is Col. H. uphill gardener Stinkmeaner Sparrow, and this time, I'm rolling deep, PYU-ICDA!!
[as Bart Simpson tries to pry Lisa Simpson from the Stinkmeaner Sparrows Rick Sanchez pulls him too]
RICK SANCHEZ
Oh for the love of let her go Bart before you join her
[Rick Sanchez pulls Bart Simpson away from Lisa SImpson and he makes a run for it with Woodrow Woodpecker and Nicky Woodpecker behind him]
WOODROW WOODPECKER
What about the dishes,, Nicky Woodpecker.
NICKEY WOODPECKER
Forget about the dishes, Woodrow Woodpecker.
[meanwhile Stinkmeaner Sparrows drags Lisa Simpson away]
LISA SIMPSON
BART, YOU PUNK-ARSE BAFOON ...AAAH!
[everyone runs upstairs with the Stinkmeaner Sparrows behind them, as they make it upstairs Rick Sanchez spots a propane tank and he and Woody Woodpecker lifts it on it’s side, Woody Woodpecker takes his laser gun out, kicks the tans downstairs then {ZAP ZAP ZAP} Woody Woodpecker shoots the propane tank with his laser gun and the propane tank explodes; engulfing the Stinkmeaner Sparrows in the flames then they all run to Splinter and Knothead’s room Space Mouse is pressed some buttons for an autopilot retrieval and his spaceship hovers right by their window and everyone jumps in and blasts off into space then Woody Woodpecker wakes up from his dream]
WOODY WOODPECKER
We  made it! We made it! We're free, with minimal ,casualties Space Mouse, do we just stay up here or
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Wakey wakey, sleepy head.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Huh?
[Woody Woodpecker wakes up from his dream only to see Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker along with Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER / KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(in unison)
Are you having a bad dream again?
WOODY WOODPECKER
Shoot.
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
(to Bart Simpson)
Q-Bad for for your sister.
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
(singing)
We lived, your sister died, We lived and your sister died
[Lisa Simpson looks at Bart Simpson then fade to black then text shows “Uh-Oh Moments, Chapter Three”]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(narroting)
We know that people on opposing sides can create conflict based on ignorance, it’s called an “uh-oh moments” however, some people can also create bonds with each other, also based on ignorance. This bonding is called “uh-oh synthesis” like the bonds of friends and family, which are mutually beneficial, uh-oh synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorant or trivial things. Now, when a uh-oh moment collides with uh-oh synthesis, you get a complete effing disaster! Remember this equation, pyucdae. You will need it later in time, pyucdae.
[a highway, birds are chirping and a chipmunk is seen crossing and a car comes by and runs it over then we cut to a gas station Buzz Buzzard is seen throwing darts at a color newspaper photo of Hillary Clinton then, brakes squeal and the doors of a of a 2010 Mercedes Benz opens, and Felonius Gru, Joseph Albert Nefario and Eduardo Perez (El Macho) are seen as well as Minions Kevin, Stewart and Bob as the Gruocracy]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, hell, no!
[Buzz Buzzard walks outside with Tweaky Lacky]
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
What y'all want, humans!
TWEAKY LACKY
And hurry up We ain't got all day, so make it snappy.
FELONIUS GRU
We're looking for a place called Springfield, Colorado, Is this it?
BUZZ BUZZARD
Look you bendo humans, you want gas or not?
TWEAKY LACKEY
Or some food for the road.
FELONIUS GRU
We're looking for a bird, a woodpecker, to narrow your search.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, yeah, I bet you are looking for someone who went to Iraq and Afghanistan.
TWEAKY LACKEY
Or you're looking for a number woodpecker or a weed woodpecker or a welfare woodpecker.
FELONIUS GRU
No, the woodpecker I'm looking for is named Woody ...Woody Woodpecker.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, hell, no!
TWEAKY LACKEY
Well, I know Andy Panda he’s currently browsing in the soda aisle looking for that Pepsi Mini cans and Woodrow Woodpecker  who is looking for produce or NIckety Woodpecker looking for the best wine.
BUZZ BUZZARD
I knew it, that panda is related to Woody Woodpecker same with that woodpecker nerd Woodrow Woodpecker and that high society woodpecker?
FELONIUS GRU
So, you know him?
BUZZ BUZZARD
Yeah, me, Tweaky, and you can and everyone in the town knows him
TWEAKY LACKEY
But Springfield don't need no more humans, we got our human quota filled,
BUZZ BUZZARD
Yeah, so y’all can just get to steppin' and get in that piece of shite car, turn it around, and head it back up the road, uphill gardener Gru!
FELONIUS GRU
Why don't you just tell me where Woody Woodpecker is before I put the buttend of my HK OICW on your big buzzard beak, you big black feather dummy?
JOSEPH ALBERT NEFARIO
Start talking, you bafoon buzzard!
EDUARDO PEREZ (EL MACHO)
we ain't got all night, buffalo butt!
BUZZ BUZZARD
We  ain't scared of y'all decrepit humans! Bring it on, come on we’re right here!
TWEAKY LACKEY
Um, boss maybe we should...Aah!
[{THUMP} Felonious Gru fires a grenade hits Tweaky Lackey in the chest sending him into a beverage display as the two other Gruocracy members Joseph Albert Nefario and Eduardo Perez (El Macho) gives Buzz Buzzard a savage beatdown as Andy Panda and Marvin Martian looks on in horror, Andy Panda and Woodrow Woodpecker faints and Nicky Woodpecker plays an 80s song “Don’t You(Forget About Me)”]
[next day Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Bart Simpson, and Lisa Simpson are in the living room]
BART SIMPSON
Hey Splinter and Knothead, turn on the news.
[Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker turns on the news the scene shows the same gas station that Buzz and Tweaky were attacked this time there's an ambulance, a 2016 Dodge Police Charge, 2016 Ford Police Interceptor, a 2016 SWAT van a news van is also on scene]
NEWS ANCHOR
Today on NBC Colorado News; an attack happened just yesterday at this gas station just on the outskirts of Springfield, Colorado. The victims, Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky Lackey no relation, had this to say.
Scene goes to Buzz Buzzard in a ambulance stretcher]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Lord, May Lord have mercy my soul, there was three of them ...all men two white and one Latin American, oh the agony.
TWEAKY LACKEY
Oh, Woodrow Woodpecker also said that there are also three Minions; Kevin, Stewart and Bob attacking Andy Panda also, the three men had big attitude problems.
KENT BROCKMAN
Police have released this composite sketch of the attackers based on the victim's description.
BART SIMPSON
What, how did Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky Lackey got beat up by a gang of old people?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
That's odd, Knothead Woodpecker.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
I don't know Splinter but this could be the work of any old person
BART SIMPSON
I ain't seen nothing that bad since Woody Woodpecker got beat up by Stinkmeaner Sparrow, and the time when he possessed Space Mouse to exact his revenge on him.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Hey!
BART SIMPSON
It's a'ight, Woody Woodpecker, you woodpeckers also have big guns for a small town. I'd probably kill a passa, too, if they embarrassed me like that.
WOODY WOODPECKER
I killed the sparrow in self-defense, Colorado is known for it’s “stand your ground” law, you know that Splinter and Knothead.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
In defense of your ego, maybe but have you checked of that sparrow is alone.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well, tough titties for him. He's dead, and I'm going fishing.
[Springfield Elementary School next day a 2010 Mercedes Benz pulls up then we go to the receptionist desk]
MINION KEVIN
Excuse us, We’re here for Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker.
RECEPTIONIST
Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker, please report to the front office.
[hallway Splinter Woodpecker walks in the halls with Knothead Woodpecker with her]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
You know what's going on Splinter?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
They said our aunt and uncle came to pick us up.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Sister and brother?
[the two woodpecker peeks around a corner seeing Minions Kevin and Stewart]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER (CONT)
Uh-oh, something's not right.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Come on, let's go.
[the two woodpecker head for a emergency exit Splinter Woodpecker takes a key and turns it disabling the alarm and he exits out with Knothead Woodpecker right behind him, her laser guns drawn scene goes back to the receptionist desk
MINION KEVIN
Just how far away is their classroom...the moon, or Mars?
RECEPTIONIST
They should have been here by now. You know kids especially woodpeckers-- always lollygagging. It'll just be a second can I offer you some water or --
[the Recipient sees the minions had left we cut to outside]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Where are we going, Knothead we got laser guns why can’t we fry and barbecue these mean ol’ minions?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
First off, could you not mention barbcues and we don't know Splinter, but we’re getting out of here and I think out laser guns might be a little loud.
[Splinter and Knothead stops and sees Minions Kevin and Stewart]
MINION KEVIN
Well, well, well! We came a long way to kill y'all little woodpecker lets and make you two into woodpecker pie with apples and bananas. Now it's time for the big bonanza!
MINION STEWART
You know this is, suckahs!
[Splinter Woodpecker starts laughing]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Hey Knothead, you see these two old-ass minions, quite easy to deal with?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Come on, Splinter!
[Knothead Woodpecker grabs Splinter Woodpecker’s hand and the two woodpeckers runs from Minions Kevin and Stewart]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Why are we running Knothead, we got laser guns, we can fry then?
MINION KEVIN
(as he and Minion Stewart jumps in front of Splinter and Knothead)
Yeah uphill gardener.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
No way, them old minions can jump.
[the two minions rush towards Splinter and Knothead then they move on opposite sides, Knothead Woodpecker performs somersaults and flaps to a bench and Minion Kevin tries to knock him out as for Splinter Woodpecker she blocks all of Minion Stewart's attacks before he gains the upper hand and starts beating on Splinter Woodpecker back]
MINION STEWART
Woodpecker i’ll whup your tail feathers for what you did to our leader, who do you think you messing with, huh.
[on Knothead’s side he dodges a blow to the head, before Minion Kevin kicks him and he rolls and gets his beak stuck on a tree]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Aah!
[Minion Kevin jumps up and tries to spin kick Knothead Woodpecker but Knothead Woodpecker pulls himself out just in time then we cut to a pond Woody Woodpecker walks to a dock and sees Felonious Gru]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Fishing, fishin', I'm baiting this hook gonna catch me some fish today oh, good morning You trout hunting huh?
FELONIOUS GRU
Oh, I think I might catch me a few more today. Fascinating creature, the trout.migration pattern.But they ain't really dangerous, 'cept this one trout named Lefty. Dumb as all hell.Can't even shoot right hand.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Hey, Lefty Trout is as good of a shooter as anyone
FELONIOUS GRU
Trout is like, "if I'm gonna " I admire that.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Mm-hmm.
FELONIOUS GRU
We might as well help each other get their to that point. I mean, that's what you did to Stinkmeaner Sparrow.
[Woody Woodpecker gasps]
FELONIOUS GRU
Isn't that right, Woody Woodpecker?
[Felonious Gru pulls his H&K OCIW and fired a grenade at a wooden pole beeping the it explodes into a fog that turns anything that it touches into ice Woody Woodpecker shivers as he aim his OICW at him]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aah! No, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no I don't know what's happening! Wait a minute now!
FELONIUS GRU
Got your ass now.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Put that thing away. Put it away.
[{PEOW} Felonius Gru fires his freeze ray at Woody Woodpecker]
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Aah!
[Winnie’s Big City Bistro Charlie Elf walks in and he sees Joseph Albert Nefario]
CHARLIE ELF
Hello are you
Joseph Albert Nefario
Oh me this table window I can see everything especially the scene where Stinkmeaner Sparrow went in that coma and later died in that hospital
[Charlie Elf gasps]
JOSEPH ALBERT NEFARIO
isn't that right, Charlie Elf?
[Joseph Albert Nefario pulls his H&K XM25 and aims at Charlie Elf then he fires and dodge it
CHARLIE ELF
Oh lordy lord! Put that XM25 away and what’s it loaded with
[Joseph Albert Nefario fired another grenade and then we cut to the Ye Olde Time Fair, overlooking  the town where Eduardo Perez (El Macho) a street light is seen on the balcony Space Mouse is seen with his girl version Moly Mouse]
SPACE MOUSE
Say what a view what do you think Eduardo Perez.
EDUARDO PEREZ (EL MACHO)
Yeah, you can see the town especially the parking lot where Stinkmeaner Sparrow coma turned death occurred in.
[Space Mouse gasps]
EDUARDO PEREZ (EL MACHO)
isn't that right, Space Mouse
[Eduardo Perez (El Macho) deals out a devastating blow to Space Mouse he goes through a tent and and a balcony which Chester Jester was on and lands on a gray 2000 Ford sedan then Eduardo Perez (El Macho) yanks a street lamp and swings it at Molly Mouse she lands into a tent and he walks to Space Mouse then we go back to the playground of Springfield Elementary School, Minion Stewart is beating Splinter Woodpecker]
MINION STEWART
woodpecker, I'll tag your little wooden head, pimp style! I’ll whup  your tail feathers
[Minion Stewart kicks Splinter Woodpecker sd Minion Kevin kicks Knothead Woodpecker right next to Splinter Woodpecker he draws out his laser guns and aims at Minions Kevin and Stuart]
MINION KEVIN
You hear us, what we’re saying, woodpeckers, punk-arse barmy woodpeckers.
[the school bell rings just when Knothead Woodpecker was about to fire off his laser guns and all the fourth grade kids are seen shouting and laughing ]
MINION KEVIN (CONT’D)
damn school bell done ring. Come on. let's go.
[back at the docks Felonious Gru tries to freeze Woody WOodpecker with his freeze ray / 40mm grenade launcher OICW]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aah!
[Woody Woodpecker stumbles into the water then gets up on the docks and draws out his dual fully automatic Swedish Meatball guns]
WOODY WOODPECKER
You done it now.
FELONIUS GRU
Okay Huh?
[Woody Woodpecker fired his dual automatic Swedish Meatball guns then pistol whips Felonious Gru twice then he picks up the bucket full of trouts and dunks it on Felonious Gru’s head]
FELONIUS GRU
Aah! Trouts in my face! Aah! aah!
[then {PECK  PECK PECK} Woody Woodpecker pecks Felonius Gru on the head and Felonius Gru raises the bucket and sees Woody Woodpecker swimming away then  we go to Winnie’s Big City Bitso Joseph Albert Nefario fiers another grenade at Charlie Elf he opens and closes a door and he sighs only for Tweak Lackey to walk to him]
TWEAKY LACKEY
Uh  that’s the boiler room, Charlie.
[Charlie Elf looks up a sign says “boiler room”]
CHARLIE ELF
Uh-oh
TWEAKY LACKEY
I can fairy teleport you to a safe distance or leave you here to die.
[Tweaky Lackey gets ahold of Charlie Elf then he fairy teleports the outside and just in time as the grenade explodes which denotes the boiler room blowing up the bistro and engulfing it up in flames]
CHARLIE ELF
Lucky we weren't in that, and even more lucky that Winnie Woodpecker has insurance.
[meanwhile Eduardo Perez (El Macho) takes a swing to Space Mouse and connects and Space Mouse lands on a street pole then he gets up activates his suit powers and charges at Eduardo Perez (El Macho) then they exchange blows until he knocks him out then he yanks another street poe and prepares to strike on Space Mouse until he gets shot up with paintballs, it’s Molly Mouse she is dual wielding paintball crossbows]
MOLLY MOUSE
You leave Space Mouse alone, El Macho.
[Eduardo Perez (El Macho) takes another swing at Moly Mouse then he runs off stomping on Space Mouse we cut to Woody Woodpecker’s house, Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Charlie Elf, Space Mouse and Molly Mouse are all beat up and Bart Simpson was the only only one who is unscathed]
WOODY WOODPECKER
I can't believe this is happening again Who are these people and where do they come from?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(narrating)
Desperate for answers, we turned to the one place that might tell us everything of what we need...Wikipedia.
[Knothead Woodpecker types in “Stinkmeaner Sparrow” and an article]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Okay, let's see here, old and blind, worst sparrow ever, killed by our Uncle Woody, made a new era for the pigeons, came back from the dead, possessed Space Mouse and his suit powers, cutting it short.
SPACE MOUSE
He could have possessed Charlie
CHARLIE ELF
Hey, elves are immune to that level of supernatural, Space Mouse.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
ended in exorcism. Wait, look at this, Splinter
(with Splinter Woodpecker)
In his younger years, Col. Stinkmeaner Sparrow belonged to a crew of violent hoodlums known as the Gruocracy..Uh-oh
[scene goes to the Gruocracy picture Stinkmeaner Sparrow turns sideways then Feolouios Gru points his H&K OICW, Joseph Albert Nefario raises a laser pointer, Eduardo Pérez (El Macho) looks right, and Minion Kevin looks center, Minion Stewart looks right and Minion Bob looks left]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Give me this woodpeckers! It's my story! Now, my boy, Felonious Gru,  Joseph Albert Nefario,, Eduardo Perez AKA El Macho and Minions Kevin, Stewart and Bob, all met at the Southeast Colorado Hospital. Now, we hated each other right away, but we hated everyone else even more.
[a shot of Ms.Meany with a clipboard then {WHOOSH} Stinkmeaner Sparrow swipes Ms.Meany’s clipboard]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Clipboard jacked, human!
[The Gruoucray laughs at Ms Meany]
MS.MEANY
AAAHH! Not again! You’re messing with my condition!
.[then in another room the senior citizens and hospital staff are playing Scrabble]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Oxyphenbutazone that makes...
[the Gruoucray barges in everyone gasp]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
42 points, hobknocker,  Doug Nutts, turn your ass around and look at your card! I win, cackhanded nancy!
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
...a subscription to Fancy Houses Monthly, Stinkmeaner Sparrow?
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Give me that woodpecker!
[a hallway the Gruoucray now in motorized wheelchairs Stinkmeaner Sparrow knocks Woodrow Woodpecker over his homework crushed by Eduardo Perez‘s  (El Macho‘s) motorized wheelchair and Nicky Woodpecker ducks only to be ran over by Minion Bob]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Move out the way old woodpecker!
[The Gruoucray drives over Woody Woodpecker’s Father]
[camera pans down to Woody Woodpecker’s Father he has tire marks on his back, kilt and his scottish cap is on the floor he moans]
WOODY WOODPECKER’S FATHER
Ohh boy-o!
[then the Gruoucray are deported from Springfield Retirement Castle and their bags are thrown outside even their motorized wheelchairs]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Eventually, they couldn't take us no more, and they deported us the feck out. My crew roamed our Milky Way, whupping passa’s asses for a decade, like on Rodentia, Felina, and even Eggoina and then we split up.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Years later he was sent in a hospital in critical condition and died by our Uncle Woody.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Hey, that...that's me!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Once notified of Stinkmeaner Sparrow's death, the surviving members of the Gruocracy reunited to enact revenge on Woody Woodpecker, his kids, Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker and his three two closest friends Space Mouse Andy Panda and Charlie Elf? Uh-oh, this is bad Knothead, really bad for us.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oh God, this is terrible! What did I do to deserve this?
BART SIMPSON
Um:..you killed a passa Woody Woodpecker, would Woodrow Woodpecker kill a passa?
WOODROW WOODPECKER
I would never hurt someone let alone kill someone.
WOODY WOODPECKER
What's that gotta do with! Eventually, they're gonna find out where we live.
BART SIMPSON
Man, I say we go out there and root out these fools, before they root out us.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Yeah, let's get them before they get us.That's a plan that can't go wrong.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
What if it doesn't end there, Uncle Woody Ya know the saying.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
No one dies in cartoons, Uncle Woody, although there are some exceptions to that phrase, so this could go on forever.
BART SIMPSON
Woody Woodpecker, I know exactly how to handle this; if this “Gruocracy” wants to pick a fight with you and your niece and nephew; so, if these Gruouactic sissies wanna declare war on the Woodpeckers I'll take them Gruouactic sissies to real war.
[Jebediah Springfield Park Woodrow Woodpecker, Nickey Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker’s Father are all running away from Rick Sanchez, flying Space Mouse’s spaceship on hover mode and Rick is seen using Space Mouse’s laser gu and Rick Sanchez {ZAP ZAP ZAP} is firing at then]
RICK SANCHEZ
Ahaha what's up Gruouactic bendo, you three get some, get some you Gruouactic sissies.
BART SIMPSON
Rick, wait! That ain't them, they aren't woodpeckers!
SPACE MOUSE
Geep and Rick, be careful with my spaceship.
[Meanwhile laser beams almost hits Nickey Woodpecker and a couple hits Woodrow Woodpecker and then Rick Sanchez fires at a tree almost hitting Woody Woodpecker’s Father]
RICK SANCHEZ
Ohh! Reap the laserlight whirlwind, you dolt!
[Rick Sanchez activates the Lunar Schooner’s onboard weapons, selects quantum torpedos and arms two quantum torpedos one in each barrel]
BART SIMPSON
Rick, wait! Wait!
[Rick Sanchez presses a button on a joystick and fires the two armed quantum torpedos]
BART SIMPSON
(covering his eyes with Space Mouse’s hands)
Aah!
[Meanwhile Woodrow Woodpecker, Nicky Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker’s Father all run off screen as the photon torpedoes hits the hill and Space Mouse’s Lunar Schooner blows past the dust clouds and we cut to Woody Woodpecker’s tree house, hours later Bart Simpson is exhausted]
BART SIMPSON
Okay, that didn't work out.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well, at least you tried. Some people think we should just sit here and wait to be killed, this is boring at a time like this.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
We need protection.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Well, We can’t turn to Rick Sanchez after4 what happened.
CHARLIE ELF
Not after what happened
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
That leaves us with only one person who can help us now.
[Danger Mouse’s headquarters a cellphone vibrating a and Danger Mouse picks it up]
DANGER MOUSE
Yes?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah, is this Danger Mouse with Penfold?
DANGER MOUSE
Now, see, I’m in Great Britain and it’s Grandmaster Danger Mouse, and if you ain't got no reason, this is about to be a real short conversation?
[time lapse Danger Mouse is on the couch with Penfold]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Uh, how was your flight, Danger Mouse? First-class was comfortable, i hope.
DANGER MOUSE
Well, yes but except I asked for no meat and they served us meat and Penfold can’t eat meat since his bypass, what's the job?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
There's some people called the Grocuracy out to get us.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, we need protection around the clock.
DANGER MOUSE
Well, do you have a European heritage, you know, United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Ponad, even Denmark
WOODY WOODPECKER
I came from Scotland which means I have a Scottish heritage and i’m the current leader of the Macpecker can
DANGER MOUSE
Judging from your position and this place is very important.
WOODY WOODPECKER
We'll pay whatever it costs the clan are also experts in the stock market. How much is it going to cost?
[scene shows Woody Woodpecker packing up his things as Danger Mouse watches]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(narrating)
Danger Mouse’s services along with a greenlight from his agency came with a whole lot of shite, first he got to sleep in Woody's bed
[then two persons come in, Screwball “Screwy” Squirrel  and Reverend Lovejoy they walk upstairs as Woody Woodpecker has a stair elevator carrying their luggage as Woody Woodpecker gets Screwball “Screwy” Squirrel pie cart text shows “Ye Old Fresh Pies” then they are in Splinter and Knothead room their are packing up their things in their suit cases there had packed their laser guns, Zack Zobar Alien Hunter Foam-O-Rangs and their Zack Zobar Intergalactic Alien Combat Troopers with Galactic Goo Grip while Woody Woodpecker drags both their toy chests full of toys including the Bones and Crones Beginners Game and doble deluxe variants, Zack Zobar Alien Combat Rifles and it’s variants and their space suits]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
(narrating)
then Woody "The Bendo-Ass" Woodpecker had to fly out two personal assistants, a cook,who is Screwball “Screwy” Squirrel  and a spiritual adviser, all first-class, all of whom stayed at the tree house.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow chuckles]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
(narrating)
Them woodpeckers had to sleep in the living room.
[later Danger Mouse had converted Woody Woodpecker’s garage into a workout room]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
(narrating)
The garage was converted into a workout room which only Danger Mouse was allowed to use said workout room .
[a shot of Danger Mouse with with Penfold in 1,200-thread-count sheets]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
(narrating)
Danger Mouse also required 1,200-thread-count sheets,
[a shot of Screwball “Screwy” Squirrel  cooking a British pie, Wagyu Kobe beef and three other continental meals one of those countries is American]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
(narrating)
Imported British tea and British pie all from Great Britain, Wagyu Kobe beef from Japan, don't forget,imported Cheetos, guacamole and Jarritos all from Mexico and meatballs from Sweden with a flag of the country that it represents, a Toshiaki Hands-free auto-cleaning toilet, all at Woody's expense those three little woodpeckers found themselves in a shagged up position of wishing my crew would try to whup their tail feathers even sooner and he needed a holo shed to keep his moves sharp!
[SodoSpFi streets Elmer Fudd accidentally bumps into Woody Woodpecker on a crosswalk and Danger Mouse swoops in and repeatedly punch him in the stomach ]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Wait, Danger Mouse, D.M wait that’s Elmer Fudd
[Danger Mouse, ignoring Woody Woodpecker grabs Elmer Fudd’s ankles and throws him towards Marvin Martian and Witch Lezah and they are knocked over]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oh, God.
[Whole Foods Market Ralph T. Guard runs his cart into Woody Woodpecker’s cart
Announcer
Attention, Shauna Chalmers your break is over.
RALPH T GUARD
Excuse me...
[Danger Mouse kicks him off screen and into an aisle]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aah, Danger Mouse!
[(Olive Garden) Woody Woodpecker is on a triple date with WInnie Woodpecker, Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck and Melissa Duck]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Excuse me for a second. I have to use the latrine.
[Woody Woodpecker leaves his table spot and Lola Bunny tries to take one of Woody’s French bred but Danger Mouse swoops in grabs her wrist, pins her on the table and twists her wrist ]
LOLA BUNNY
Aah!
[soon {CRACK} her wrist snaps and Woody Woodpecker turns around and sees Danger Mouse who had just snapped Lola Bunny’s wrist]
WOODY WOODPECKER
No, wait! You just snapped Lola’s Bunny’s wrist! [to Bugs Bunny] Sorry Bugs it's just that the Gruoucray is after me and my kids.
BUGS BUNNY
I believe you
[Bugs Bunny walks Lola Bunny out of the restaurant then an ambulance stops by Bugs gets Lola inside the ambulance and kicks Hans Moleman out]
[Wal-Mart parking lot people are seen entering and leaving their are haveing  blowout on electronics for the upcoming 2016 Summer Olympics, Marvin Martian trips on a speed bump and lands on Woody Woodpecker's car then as he gets up Woody Woodpecker walks on screen]
MARVIN MARTIAN
Stupid Earth made speed bumps
WOODY WOODPECKER
Come on, at least it keeps speeders out of the parking lot
[Danger Mouse swoops in again and like Elmer Fudd he repeatedly punches Marvin Martian in the guts]
WOODY WOODPECKER
No, Danger Mouse please, don't do that. Leave Marvin Martian alone, Danger Mouse! D.M! D.M! D.M! no, Danger Mouse!
[Danger Mouse grabs Marvin Martian and throws him into Woody Woodpecker’s car it’s car alarm activates]
WOODY WOODPECKER
No! That's my car!
[Woody Woodpecker’s treehouse Woody Woodpecker is exhausted]
WOODY WOODPECKER
I can't stand this waiting. I don't know how much longer my stocks can afford this guy. Why don't they try to kill us already? damn.Well, how do we know those crazy old coots are still even after us? Maybe they went home or died of old age or something. At least the toilet's holding out
PENFOLD
About that.
DANGER MOUSE
That toilet you bought just broke!
WOODY WOODPECKER
You mean it won't flush?
DANGER MOUSE
Did I say it won't flush?The hands-free cleaning system won't work.I told you to get the tushoski 2200 series. You got the 1100 series, and the level 1100 series is some serious shite
WOODY WOODPECKER
I looked everywhere for the 2200 series and I even looked on Ebay.
DANGER MOUSE
That's your problem. You better have a replacement before I have to take a shite again, Google “tushoski 2200 series”.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well, i’ll Google “tushoski 2200 series”?
DANGER MOUSE
And you can help Penfold with the toilet , I don't care if wipe it, but Danger Mouse don't wipe his own ass.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Danger Mouse, did you just tell me to wipe your ass?
DANGER MOUSE
Not you, Penfold and in the meantime I’m going to take a two minute walk, when I came back I expect either new toilet or a fixed toilet
[Danger Mouse walks to the door and dramatic music plays as the Gruoucray were waiting Space Mouse gasps]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Their that’s what we were talking to you about
FELONIUS GRU
Ah, yes. The legendary Danger Mouse, the greatest British karate mouse to ever live.
DANGER MOUSE
That's "Grand Master" Danger Mouse.
FELONIUS GRU
Of course it is.
[The Gruoucray gathers around Danger Mouse]
DANGER MOUSE
Ooh.
MINION KEVIN
Come on, mouse. Come on we’re ain't scared of you.
[Minion Kevin tried to punch Danger Mouse but he dodges his blows]
BART SIMPSON
Watch that old minion !
[Danger Mouse punches Minion Kenin in the stomach]
BART SIMPSON
Ohh!
[a grenade\ is fired and Danger Mouse dodges it then Minion Stewart comes in and tries to beat up Danger Mouse then Felonius Gru fired another grenade and he dodges it and it gets both Joseph Albert Nefario, Eduardo Pérez (El Macho) and Minion Bob in the blast radius]
MINION STEWART
come on over here, mouse  , and fight me.
MINION KEVIN
Come on, fight like a mouse, you little punk bendo! I'll let your ass
[Danger Mouse performs a kick which sends Minion Kevin to Woody Woodpecker’s lawn]
MINION KEVIN
oh, my goggles!
[Danger Mouse jumps om Minion Kevin]
DANGER MOUSE
Hya-a-a-a-a-a-h!
WOODY WOODPECKER]
Yeah!
[Felonius Gru fires a airburst grenade and Danger Mouse dodges that then he fires again and dogs that too]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Duck! duck down!
[Minion Stewart punches Danger Mouse and he is thrown to the ground]
BART SIMPSON
Oh!
[Felouiuus Gru fires his HK OICW at Danger Mouse, which misses by several feet and freezes a tree Danger Mouse, assuming he missed, proceeds to charge Felonius Gru, who fires the grenade launcher again which directly hits Danger Mouse and his body falls to the ground in slow motion as he is frozen.]
MINION KEVIN / MINION STEWART
DY-NO-MITE!!!
PENFOLD
CHIEF!!
[Felonius Gru fired his freeze ray ay Penfold]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(narrating)
Whoo It's a beautiful day to freeze stuff up!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow  laughs maniacally as Danger Mouse’s frozen body plops down on the walkway and rolls to the front steps of Woody Woodpecker's tree house]
WOODY WOODPECKER
(in unison with Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Bart Simpson, Charlie Elf, Space Mouse, Andy Panda and Danger Mouse's Advisors)
Oh, SHITE!
[the Gruoucray walks over to Woody Woodpecker]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Now what are we gonna do?
BART SIMPSON
Ay, caramba. We’re so going to die now.
LISA SIMPSON
This is all your fault, Woody Woodpecker!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Hold it
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
this doesn't have to end this way ya know, Stinkmeaner Sparrow's death was a big mistake, but killing us and makeig us into woodpecker pie with bananas and apples isn't gonna bring him back.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Splinter and Knothead’s right. Look, what happened to Stinkmeaner Sparrow it shouldn't have happened, ok I admit it I was embarrassed because I got beat up by an old sparrow, then later he possessed Space Mouse and attacked us three little woodpeckers again. I was ashamed. I could have walked away from it then, but I didn't. I didn't mean to kill him. It just happened. It's my fault. I'm sorry. There...I've said it. I'm sorry. It was wrong, and I wish I could take it back, but I can't. So, please, please, can we just end this?
FELONIOUS GRU
Man, we don't give a feck about no Stinkmeaner Sparrow.
EVERYONE
What?
FELONIOUS GRU
Just because he was our passa doesn't mean we given a chance about his ass.
EDUARDO PEREZ (EL MACHO)
We don't need no reason to do this. That's why we drink cherry soda! That's why we mix Smarties and Minute Made! That's why we passas!
MINION KEVIN
We likes to ruin shite. Hell, y'all just gave us an excuse.
MINION STEWART
If it wasn't you, we'd probably just pick someone random and ruin they life.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Huh?
BART SIMPSON
Oh, come on!
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Well, now what?
FELONIOUS GRU
Now I make you three woodpeckers into woodpecker pie.
[soon sirens wails and police cars come in tires screeching and Clancy Wiggum with Officer Smitty]
BART SIMPSON
Ooh-hoo, the police. Thank god for the pol...i mean...Who snitched! Who called the po-po?
OFFICER SMITTY
Alright, you three are under arrest for the freezing of Danger Mouse and Penfold.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oh, thank you, Deputy Chief Elmer Fudd. Thank you!
BART SIMPSON
I can't believe somebody snitched. That's gay.
ELMER FUDD
Dese dwee won't be bodewing you anymowe. But why do you dink dey wewe aftew you guys specificawwy?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
It was a uh-oh moment.
ELMER FUDD
Oh, of couwse uh-oh moment. Weww, dewe's onwy two ways to end a uh-oh moment fow good...jaiw ow depowtation, uh-hah-ha-ha.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Jail?
LISA SIMPSON
Deportation, Should've looked at that data file
WOODY WOODPECKER
Ha ha ha HA HA, that makes sense! Jail or deportation! isn't that great, Splinter and Knothead? Jail or deportation! of course! Oh, thank god for jail and/or deportation.
ELMER FUDD
Gwad we couwd hewp.
STINKMEANER SPARROW  
And that's the moral of the story. Some passas just need to go to jail or back to their home country. I might be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail or some other part of the world, passa.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow laughs]
MINION STEWART
Let me out this bloody car!
BART SIMPSON
I can't believe somebody snitched Kids these days is out here like running faucets.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Y'all can get off my property now and make sure you thaw out Danger Mouse and Penfold after getting both of them off my yard and get that tail feather squirting toilet out of my house, those tail feather squirting toilet should be illegal in Baca County!
Woody Woodpecker Stinkmeanor Sparrow The Gruoucray
In Stinkmeanor Sparrow 3; The Gruoucray Stinkmeanor Sparrow's old crew arrive in town to exact payback on the Woody Woodpekcerand his friends and family.
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[Scene shows Woody's Sparrow Fight clips are shown, from start to finish]
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
Now, if we're paying attention to what happened last time, you know what a uh-oh moment is. An uh-oh moment is when the mind of a perfectly logical person no matter if it’s an human or are an animal is overwhelmed by some stupid uh-oh shite. Like Tweaky Lackey bumping into Space Mouse or a blind sparrow hits Woody Woodpecker’s car or Space Mouse spaceship or something like that and the other person gets mad like you boffed up. So his ignorance makes you act crazy and the next thing you know, they start beefing, shooting, fighting, and somebody goes in a coma and ends up dead, however; not even coma turned death could stop a uh-oh moment.
[the ground goes down deeper in hell. Woody Woodpecker and Friends logo is shown in Mandarin Films version in a Crazy Castle styled hell, Stinkmeaner Sparrow is seen training and The Buzzard Devil who looks like Buzz Buzzard is seen as the Devil]
BUZZARD DEVIL
(Narrating)
He was the baddest uphill gardener that hell had ever seen...
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Colonel Stinkmeaner Sparrow, holla at this sparrow, I gets money!
[scene shows Stinkmeaner Sparrow training in hell learning some very impressive moves as he hardens and intensifies his training]
BUZZARD DEVIL
He trained like a beast.
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Ya gonna have to kick me out of this botch! I'm having the time of my life!
BUZZARD DEVIL
He was so bad, he even called me, The Buzzard Devil myself a...
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(points at the Buzzard Devil)
BOTCH ASS VULPES!
[scene shows two flaming hoops and two vases and Stinkmeaner Sparrow runs towards it]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
This is how you break your foot off in a george bush's ass!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow drop kicks two flaming hoops and smashes two vases]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
Hi-yaaah!
[Next, several glove wearing buzzard demons encircle Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Oooh! You cold-hearted vulpes monsters try and swarm on a sparrow, huh?!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow begins to beat the crap out of the glove wearing buzzard demons]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
You just got a two-piece combo with a biscuit, dolt!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow has three stick nunchucks and a M41A Pulse Rifle]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
I got three stick nunchucks and Pulse Rifle!!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow charges in with the three stick nunchucks ]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
ALA LA LA LA LA LA!!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow opens fire with the M41A Pulse Rifle tearing apart the glove wearing buzzard demons tearing then apart as if they were paper]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
Got ya, vulpus!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow perfectly attacks the Buzzard Devil's army with three stick nunchakus]
STINKMEANER SPARROW (CONT’D)
I’ll tag your buzzard ass, pimp styled, i’ll whup your ass!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow fires both the M41A Pulse Rifle and grenade launcher taking out a crowd of glove wearing buzzard demons fiers then the Buzzard Devil looks at Stinkmeaner Sparrow impressed]
BUZZARD DEVIL
Stinkmeaner Sparrow, your heart of darkness has granted you a trip back to Earth, you have my blessings to exact vengeance on the your worse enemies, Woody Woodpecker, his woodpecker kids Splinter and Knothead also to spread ignorance and chaos in their town in the body of Space Mouse and to jumpstart a second fairy-demon war on Earth that we’ve been waiting for almost two thousand years, they will be no match for you.
[The Buzzard Devil laughs evilly as he blasts Stinkmeaner Sparrow back to Earth]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Hell ain't shite! I'm gonna get you, Woody Woodpecker!
[Woody Woodpecker’s house, Woody Woodpecker is on a Windows 10 computer and the Windows 10 taskbar date says 10/21/2016]
WOODY WOODPECKER
So she's on my friendslist?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Oh you betcha Uncle Woody.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, you’ve been making cyber friends as well as you’ve been meetin’ real friends, and your her 3,000,000th
WOODY WOODPECKER
Yeeeeaah, Do woodpeckers love technology!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(narrating)
Our Uncle Woody had been using online dating since it was first introduced and it evolved to where it can happen to all compatible devices
BART SIMPSON
You should post more pics, girls love pictures Woody Woodpecker
WOODY WOODPECKER
I'm starting to feel like Felonius Gru in his later films up in here, Hoo! Lets get some music on, turn on the Mypod lets get on Facebook
[Seene shows clips of Woody Woodpecker taking pictures of himself in various poses You’re The Best Around plays in the background]
BART SIMPSON
What outfit you want next Woody?
WOODY WOODPECKER
The leather vest, the one with the rhinestones
[Lisa SImpson walks in]
LISA SIMPSON
Woody Woodpecker, I....
[Lisa Simpson stops of the shock of seeing Woody Woodpecker taking a picture wearing beach clothes]
LISA SIMPSON (CONT’D)
I can come back Woody Woodpecker because your you know
WOODY WOODPECKER
Girlie, get over here and take this picture, now what's wrong with you? why the long face Michael D’Amico got shot again or something?
LISA SIMPSON
I had a really bad dream about this one sparrow in hell and....
WOODY WOODPECKER
Talk and shoot at the same time girlie.
[Bart Simpson walks in carrying two Michael Jackson jackets]
BART SIMPSON
Hey Woody Woodpecker! you want "Beat It" or "Thrilla"?
WOODY WOODPECKER
Hmmmm, that's a tough one, Thriller and combine it with a purple speedo.
BART SIMPSON
Purple speedo? that's gay for a woodpecker.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Allright girlie, so you had a bad dream,
LISA SIMPSON
It was a really bad dream about...
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
(In the closet)
I don't see the purple one.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Oh for...
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
We know where it’s at.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Did you check the speedo drawer? Go ahead girlie, bad dream and....?
LISA SIMPSON
It was about Stinkmeaner Sparrow, and Mother Nature told me to warn you .
[Bart Simpson with Splinter and Knothead returns with a purple speedo]
BART SIMPSON
Purple leopard-print's all I could find
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aww man.
(Woody Woodpecker changes underwear in front of Bart and Lisa, who runs out of the room throwing up Splinter and Knothead cover their eyes with their hands)
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Gotdang it these things are tight, what about Stinkmeaner Sparrow he was in hell and what was the rest of it?
LISA SIMPSON
Stinkmeaner Sparrow was in hell, and he is coming back to get us Woody Woodpecker, in Space Mouse’s body.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Stinkmeaner Sparrow? Oh, don't be crazy, girlie everyone knows that Stinkmeaner Sparrow is dead, because of my beak.
BART SIMPSON
Stinkmeaner Sparrow, Ay caramba.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Stinkmeaner Sparrow?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
You mean that blind old sparrow that our uncle killed for no reason?
WOODY WOODPECKER
No reason? that sparrow was psycho crazy, he almost killed your uncle.
BART SIMPSON
He was blind, you killed a blind old sparrow who the world and the galaxy was better off.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Col. Stinkmeaner Sparrow was a menace to us all, and I sent him to hell where he belongs and he is going to stay there for all eternity.
BART SIMPSON
(Chuckles)
Yeah, Woody Woodpecker’s real tough with the handicap, just like Trump is on terror he probably gonna peck some kids with microcephaly on their little heads next.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Yeah, this microcephaly woodpecker is going to peck your little head that's what he's gonna do... wait...you know what I meant..what were we talkin about? Ohh yeah your dream, look Lisa Simpson, Stinkmeaner Sparrow ain't comin back, he can't hurt you, me, or any of us ok...now lets get one more picture.
[Lisa SImpson walks out with Splinter and Knothead and they follow her Bart Simpson stays with Woody Woodpecker]
BART SIMPSON
Dibs, Lis why don’t you go outside with Splinter and Knothead , hey Woody Woodpecker, let’s get the last picture on the chesterfield over there, for the girls.
[scene goes to the outside, Lisa SImpson is with Mother Nature]
MOTHER NATURE
So Woody Woodpecker failed to heed my warning about Stinkmeaner Sparrow coming back, and that he’ll start a second fairy demon war
LISA SIMPSON
Apparently so, what kind of woodpecker would not listen.
MOTHER NATURE
The kind that loves technology Lisa Simpson.
LISA SIMPSON
I’m not so sure if that’s the case, but we’re in a evolved world Mother Nature, we have Uber, Yelp, Grindr, and it’s straight-LGBT variant Blendr and throw in Amazon’s revolutionary drone delivery, this is no longer the 20th century despite that you had some close encounters with drones.
MOTHER NATURE
Close encounters. Remember that airplane that collided with a drone or when a drone was spotted at a Super Bowl game and when I got my fairy dress all sliced up by a rotor blade from an  Amazon drone.
[an Amazon drone flies by Mother Nature and collides with her]
MOTHER NATURE (CONT’D)
That’s why I’m against drone delivery
[scene goes to a courthouse outside in the parking lot Space Mouse is looking for a landing zone for his spaceship]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(Narrating)
Some people are scared of monsters and space aliens. But the thing that scare people the most, are passas, sparrows and uh-oh moments.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Take Space Mouse for instance, he came from a royal British heritage and he wanted to be as far from getting in a uh-oh moment as a royal Brit could be. But Stinkmeaner Sparrow knows that every person’s spirit even Space Mouse’s spirit, is weakened during a uh-oh moment.
[Space Mouse waits patiently for Marvin Martian to take off his spaceship on a landing zone, Space Mouse activates his landing zone marker but before Space Mouse can land, a V-22 Osprey with it’s radio playing “Clamp Em’ In The Nuts” steals Space Mouse‘s landing zone ahead of him, angering Space Mouse]
SPACE MOUSE
What in bloody...?
[the V-22 Osprey lands on the landing zone and Space Mouse’s ship is still in the air he is still angered]
SPACE MOUSE (CONT’)
Oh, come on, you... you... eej...eejit! You can't do that! Hey!! Come on!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(Narrating)
Uh-oh moments can happen to anyone at anytime, anywhere.
[Billy Bulldog gets out of the V-22 Osprey, getting his UZI and pointedly ignoring Space Mouse and Space Mouse lands his spaceship on the parking lot and gets out of his spaceship and follows Billy Bulldog Space Mouse also has his hand on his laser gun]
SPACE MOUSE
Hey!! That was my landing zone! I had my landing zone marker on and everything, you get your V-22 and find you own landing zone. Resistance is futile.
BILLY BULLDOG
(shouting)
Feck you, punk-ass, pussy-ass hook-ass, mus!
[Space Mouse flinches as Billy Bulldog gets up in his face, Space Mouse is shocked]
BILLY BULLDOG (CONT'D)
I'll beat your skinny ass, shorty mus! Don't never in yo' LIFE ever try to holla at a bulldog!
[Billy Bulldog taps on Space Mouse at center chest and starts to walk away places his UZI on his magnetic holster]
BILLY BULLDOG (CONT'D)
Feck with me, mus, and I'll pull my UZI on yo' botch ass, mus.
[Space Mouse seethes, and starts to convulse as Stinkmeaner Sparrow's spirit possesses him meanwhile; inside Space Mouse's head, we see a bunch of smaller Space Mouses working on computers in an office when suddenly dozens of demon like Stinkmeaner Sparrows try to break into his brain trying to possess Space Mouse by getting to the sole. Three Stinkmeaner Sparrows emerge from a wall, and one shouts]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
My name is Col. H. uphill gardener Stinkmeaner Sparrow, and I found the right character to possess and it’s Space Mouse, PYU-ICDA!!
[the Space Mouses fight back with Covenant weaponry (Storm Rifles, Covenant Carbines, Plasma Casters etc) and in all variants, one Space Mouse picks up a White Scar Plasma Caster but that didn't’ stop the demon like Stinkmeaner Sparrows to make it to the sole then he is possessed by Stinkmeaner Sparrow then back outside Space Mouse's face contorts evilly]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE:
(Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s voice)
WHAT DID YOU SAY, BULLDOG??
[Billy Bulldog stops in his tracks, turns around and walks back towards Space Mouse]
BILLY BULLDOG
(annoyed)
You know what, george bush? Suck a knob. I'm tired of this shagged...
[Possessed Space Mouse jumps in the air and kicks Billy Bulldog squarely in the chest with both feet. The force sends Billy Bulldog flying through the air and lands hard on the concrete, Space Mouse picks up his Uzi]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
(in a maniacal froth Billy Bulldog cowers in fear)
OH YEAH! Look at you! You was poppin' all that GOOD SHITE a second ago and then you got KICKED IN YO' CHEST! YOU SUCK A KNOB BULLDOG, YOU SUCK A KNOB!
[Space Mouse's face reverses to his regular self, along with his persona]
SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Oh, my god! Billy, are you ok? Who did this to you? What did he look like? DID ANYONE SEE WHO ACCOSTED THIS HERE BULLDOG?
[at the Woodpeckers, Woody Woodpecker and Bart Simpson are checking Blendr]
WOODY WOODPECKER
I got a date? I can't believe it!
BART SIMPSON
Of course you got a date, Woody! Everything on your page is true!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Like what.
BART SIMPSON
Woody,
[a photo shows Woody Woodpecker skydiving with Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
you went skydiving with Splinter and Knothead over Pairs.
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker in the United Kingdom with Wally Walrus, Ms.Meany,Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
you went to the United Kingdom with you friends, with the girls
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker in Brazil with his kids Splinter and Knothead on Rio’s statue; Christ the Redeemer]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
you are part Brazilian
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker in Cuba with his kids Splinter and Knothead and they are in Old Havana]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
and part Cuban
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker in a spaceship with Marvin Martian, Space Mouse, Kang and Kodos]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
you went to the far reaches of our galaxy with Space Mouse, Kang and Kodos, and even with Marvin Martian, basically where no woodpecker has gone before.
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker showing off his royal Scottish heritage]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
Oh, You are the current leader of the Macpecker clan,
[next photo shows Woody Woodpecker in the World of Wish Fairies with Mother NAture and Tweaky Lackey in his wish fairy appearance]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
And you went to the World of Wish Fairies with Mother Nature and Tweaky Lacky
WOODY WOODPECKER
Mind your own dang business!
BART SIMPSON
And she probably a LGBT and you hoped the day they made gay marriage legal on a federal level finally came.
WOODY WOODPECKER
SHUT UP!
[scene goes to a courthouse, a trial is here and Nickey Woodpecker is seen on the witness stand, Windy and Breezy are seen in the audience]
BLUE HAIRED LAWYER
So, Nickey Woodpecker, there you were not vtoljacking Louie Monogram,
[clip #1: Nickey Woodpecker is arguing with Louie Monogram and he pulls him out of his V-22 Osprey]
BLUE HAIRED LAWYER (CONT’D)
Knocking him senseless with a driver golf club.
[Nickey Woodpecker prepares to knock Louie Monogram with his mallet then knocks Louie Monogram on his head with his mallet]
BLUE HAIRED LAWYER (CONT’D)
Stealing his military grade UZI...
NICKEY WOODPECKER
Got your gun, botch!
[Nickey Woodpecker takes Louie Monogram’s UZI]
BLUE HAIRED LAWYER
And flying his V-22 Osprey into Buzz Buzzard’s Wig Shoppe and Winnie's Hair Salon.
[Nickey Woodpecker crashes Louie Monogram’s V-22 Osprey into Buzz Buzzard’s Wig Shoppe and Winnie's Hair Salon]
WINNIE WOODPECKER
I know the one with the red hair and the green suit in that crash site
LOUIE MONOGRAM
Yeah, that’s the woodpecker, alright.
NICKEY WOODPECKER
Correct.
[Nickey Woodpecker gives a wink to the Donbot.]
BLUE HAIRED LAWYER
I have no further questions.
[Blue Haired Lawyer walks to the prosecutor's desk Space Mouse walks up to Nickey Woodpecker drawing out his laser gun and places it on the witness stand]
SPACE MOUSE
Nicky Woodpecker, i’ll ask some simple questions and all I want is some simple answers, now first question.
[Space Mouse begins convulsing as Stinkmeaner Sparrow's ghost begins to take possession and he gets in his notable pose.]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Wus good WOODPECKER?!
[The audience, jury and the prosecutors gasp in shock, the woodpeckers in it are angered including Nickey Woodpecker]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Gaaaah!
[Space Mouse covers his mouth with his hand and the judge bulldog glared at Space Mouse]
SPACE MOUSE
(Oh my God!)
BULLDOG JUDGE:
Excuse me, Space Mouse, was there something you wanted to share with the court?
[Space Mouse chuckles nervously]
SPACE MOUSE
Well, I said was...
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow gains possession of Space Mouse once again and again goes into his notable pose]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Wus really good?!
[The audience, jury and the prosecutors laughs at Space Mouse's retort including Winnie Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard, and the bulldog judge glares at Space Mouse again just as he reverts back]
BULLDOG JUDGE:
(taps gavle)
Is there something “really good” you'd like to share with the court, Space Mouse?
SPACE MOUSE
Well...
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow gains possession of Space Mouse for a third time]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
FECK YOUR COURT, WOODPECKERS!
[The whole courtroom gasps the whole courtroom glares at Space Mouse woodpeckers in it are shocked Winnie Woodpecker faints]
BULLDOG JUDGE:
Space Mouse! I never head you say that before...
[Bulldog Judge is cut off as Space Mouse begins jumping up and down on the prosecutor's table, Blue Haired Lawyer is shocked and like Winnie Woodpecker the Bulldog Judge faints as well and some of the bailiffs]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
FECK...YOUR...COURT...WOODPECKERS!!!
[Space Mouse lays on his back, hits the table with his arms and feet]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
FECK...YOUR...COURT!!
[Space Mouse covers his mouth and runs out of the courtroom]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Lady Liberty's got goolies!
[Space Mouse runs in a panic to the nearest bathroom. he gasps in panic, looks at himself in the mirror, only to see Stinkmeaner Sparrow in his spacesuit.]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Was good, MOUSE?!
SPACE MOUSE
Oh...oh oh oh foylamin,  foylamin, FOYLAMIN-AH-AHIN!
[Space Mouse screams in horror and Stinkmeaner Sparrow takes possession of Space Mouse’s suit powers and runs out the bathroom as scene cuts to a cliffside, overlooking the town wind blows on Lisa Simpson as she senses something that Stinkmeaner Sparrow is coming back with her are Milhouse Van Houten, Chester Cockroach, Lester Termite, Charlie Elf, Andy Panda and Charlie Chicken]
LISA SIMPSON
Meanwhile, I couldn't shake the feeling that an evil force was gathering and I can’t seem to piece together the puzzle.
WOODROW WOODPECKER
Lisa Simpson can you move, I’m looking for the straightest and tallest  trees to peck and I can't do that with you in the way, so can you like move out of the way or something.
LISA SIMPSON
Woodrow, I’m trying to piece together what's happening with Stinkmeaner Sparrow why would he even possess Space Mouse is it because of his suit powers or something
MOLLY MOUSE
You know I can help piece together that puzzle you have in your mind with one of my suit abilities, it’s called “mind melding”
[Molly Mouse; Space Mouse’s girl variant walks up to Lisa Simpson, Woodrow Woodpecker also follows]
MOLLY MOUSE (CONT’D)
but...I never quite really tested that suit power on a human because their well known to have little defects that could render me, unconscious or...
LISA SIMPSON
Don’t worry I’m pretty smart and I’m clean of almost all defects so you will not die Molly Mouse, so come on.
[Molly Mouse puts her hand on Lisa Simpson's forehead then she sees Mass Effect styled flashes of Stinkmeaner Sparrow training in hell, discussing plans to start war between fairies and demons and being sent back to Earth she lets off on Lisa Simpson and Molly Mouse places her hand on her own forehead she sits on the ground as a result.]
LISA SIMPSON
Oh my God, Stinkmeaner Sparrow is coming back to earth, to start war between fairies and demons what happened to cause this.
WOODROW WOODPECKER
You mean.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
(Vigil appears to Lisa Simpson, Molly Mouse and Woodrow Woodpecker Vigil’s theme also references Mass Effect’s Vigil theme)
One of you is Buddhist, this eventually came as one of our greatest findings, My name is Gautama Buddha AKA “Vigil” you two are safe here for the moment but that is most likely goin to change, soon nowhere will be safe, not even the White House will be safe, Stinkmeaner Sparrow is coming back.
WOODROW WOODPECKER
But Stinkmeaner Sparrow is dead, he died in a street fight to Woody Woodpecker.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
You think that death is going to stop an uh-oh moment, you are incorrect, Death will only delay the uh-oh moment and when Stinkmeaner Sparrow is able to possess someone else’s body and attempt to start a second war between fairies and demons, if this happens, all you know about Buddhism will be lost.
LISA SIMPSON
But, what about Woody Woodpecker’s “uh-oh moment” it’s dead.
WOODROW WOODPECKER
You mean that sparrow that Woody Woodpecker killed for no justified reason.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
Yeah, that woodpecker who knocked out the sparrow who died in the hospital, that crazy blind sparrow is coming back. Woody Woodpecker's uh-oh moment is not dead yet, and the reason he had possessed Space Mouse is his suit powers.
WOODROW WOODPECKER
So, if Lisa Simpson does not stop the uh-oh moment, a second fairy-demon war will break out, bad news for everyone on earth especially the those who worship Buddha.
LISA SIMPSON
So me, Molly Mouse and Woodrow Woodpecker all of us have to prevent a second fairy-demon war, tell us what we have to do, Vigil.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
Peace is the key to prevent a second war between wish fairies and demons.
LISA SIMPSON
What about the first war and the events that led to that war
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
The first war was caused by a long and bitter rivalry between fairies and demons, when the first war between fairies and demons broke out Buddhists were spared, we also shut off all communication with the surface and our temples went dark, all the followers congrated into what is known now as the Borobudur Temple in India, we sent a few to the surface for resources some never came back others came back or their were under severe magic poisoning the non essential followers were first first followers then ministers, eventually only my top priest remained unaffected I also saved key followers when the war was over, the fairies won and the demons retreated to hell and all humans went to the surface and begin life again.
LISA SIMPSON
What we supposed to do? If death can't stop Stinkmeaner Sparrow, what can stop him permanently?
MOLLY MOUSE
You can't just put him in a containment pod i mean it’s possible but.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
There are three options of permanently dealing with an uh-oh moment, one of those methods is peace if this is not done swiftally a second fairy demon war will occur all you know about Buddhists will be lost.
LISA SIMPSON
Can you tell me more about theses “demons” because I think we’re pretty evolved now
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
The demons, are alien, unknowable, they work to keep their greatest secrets hidden, in the end what does it matter? Your task is preventing the second fairy demon war, not in understanding the demons, just remember peace.
[Gautama “Vigil” Buddha's Force Ghost then leaves Lisa Simpson]
LISA SIMPSON
Peace And the whole reason that Stinkmeaner Sparrow wanted to possess Space Mouse;s sole is because of his suit powers, if Stinkmeaner Sparrow possess Space Mouse;s sole he has access to his suit powers.
[Fifth Vine meanwhile, a Domino's DXP drives by as Space Mouse who has a Mark 2 Lancer Assault Rifle on his back and Winnie Woodpecker bumps into him by accident]
WINNIE WOODPECKER
Oh, sorry Space Mouse.
SPACE MOUSE
Yeah didnt watched where I was going!
[Space Mouse's face turns menacing, as he's possessed by Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
POSSESSED SPACE MOISE
OH YEAH!.. I think I wanna have sexual relations with you, woodpecker!
WINNIE WOODPECKER
Space Mouse, what's gotten into you?
POSSESSED SPACE MOISE
Same thing that's about to get into you!
[Space Mouse grabs Winnie Woodpecker and holds her by his side with a robot arm with a large glove at the end then later, in a coed bathroom showing the door slightly open]
WINNIE WOODPECKER
Oh, Space Mouse!
POSSESSED SPACE MOISE
Oh Yeah!!! Imma make it do what it do!
[Woody’s house Woody Woodpecker is prepping for his date he is humming Bart Simpson walks in Mother Nature is with him too]
BART SIMPSON
Hey, Woody I'm really worried about my sister, she hasn't texted me back for 5 hours, also do you think 32ACP can go though Space Mouse’s spacesuit.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Whoa. Watch it Bart, don't wanna step on the roses their, and Space Mouse’s spacesuit is the best that his people, the Rodenitans can offer, but he’s not invulnerable,.50 BMG and up can penetrate and kill, armor piercing is around .416 AP Multiple hits, and guess who ends up in the morgue?
BART SIMPSON
Oh I see...your date? But, anyway, this is gonna sound crazy but Stinkmeaner Sparrow is trying to...
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oh hush, I ain't got time for that and it's date night and you know what to do, get upstairs to Splinter and Knothead’s master bedroom I don't care if the three of you hear a scream and hear the house shake like an earthquake, don’t leave the master bedroom, oh and if your sister comes in, tell either Splinter Woodpecker ot Knothead Woodpecker to fairy teleport her into the master suite!
[time lapse Woody Woodpecker is getting ready, meanwhile Possessed Space Mouse who is predator cloaked, opens the door and walks in with a Lancer Mark 2 Assault Rifle]
[cut to; the bathroom Woody Woodpecker is on a Windows 10 laptop and taskbar date is 10/31/2016 and Mother Nature is with him]
WOODY WOODPECKER
(typing on a Windows 10 laptop)
Well, I'm currently working with Wally Walrus, Smedley Dog, Bugs Bunny and Marvin Martian on a solution for the Animas River Incident tonight but how about tomorrow cutie pie and maybe row through the Animas River just you me and Mother Nature?
[Soon, Possessed Space Mouse starts cutting a hole in the bathroom door with the chainsaw bayonet Mother Nature is shocked as Woody Woodpecker grabs her holding her in one hand his other holding his laptop]
MOTHER NATURE
Aaah! What’s happening, Woody!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aaah! Who's out there! Splinter and Knothead! Splinter and Knothead! Help us! Help me and Mother Nature
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
GUESS WHO’S BACK, WOODPECKER,  I'M BAAAACK!! HAHAHAHAHA!
WOODY WOODPECKER
OH LORDY LORD, GOOD LORDY LORD, Mother Nature can you cast a lightning bolt or, something
[Woody Woodpecker holds out Mother Nature and she casts a lightning bolt it his Space Mouse however it knocks out the primary power then secondary lights are turned on; the lights are colored red from Aliens then he holds on to her and his laptop for dear life]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Only one of my friends would survive a direct hit with a lighting bolt...SPACE MOUSE! Space Mouse, what the hell is wrong with you! Oh! What the hell, Space Mouse! Whats going on? Colorado is known for it’s “stand your ground” law!
[Woody Woodpecker releases Mother Nature and types a frantic message to Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker using Windows 10’s Messaging system meanwhile in Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker's master bedroom Bart Simpson is on the computer, playing X-Com Enforcer]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (O.S)
I'm gonna get your tail feathers for what you did to me; Woody Woodpecker and I'm gonna get you, Especially you Mother Nature for watching the fight from a height!
MOTHER NATURE (O.S)
Me, I wasn't a part in this and I can’t banish just anyone from the Woodland forest.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (O.S)
You did watch the fight from a good angle I saw you
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Whoa, Knothead, Did you hear that, sounds like a invasion by space aliens kinda like the Skaarj invading Earth?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, it’s either that tentacle cyclops monster or that space alien that can turn invisible for long periods of time that Zack Zobar fought, I bet he’s trying his luck with our uncle Woody.
BART SIMPSON
Man, I can’t here nothin over your uncle's gay-ass music, and I’m too busy barbcuein’ sectoids.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Could you not mention barbces.
[Bart Simpson is playing X-Com Enforcer until {DING} a new mail notification pops up interfering with his game]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
Oh, look out, new message interrupting my eradication of space aliens.
[Bart SImpson exits his game and looks it up]
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
Aww man it's a woodpecker with his shirt off...wait That's Woody Woodpecker oh, he’s in the bathroom, probably just ran out of toilet paper again and I ain't gettin it for him neither, ney.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Why would he send a message from...Stinkmeaner Sparrow may had captured one of Uncle Woody’s friend’s spirits
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
and it’s Space Mouse, Uh-oh Bart Simpson, get your Milkor MGL and some 40x51 grenades and Splinter get that green super power serum, we’re gonna help our Uncle Woody
[Splinter Woodpecker opens a mini fridge to revile twelve vials of green super power serum and Knothead Woodpecker takes two vials and they drink it meanwhile back in the bathroom Possessed Space Mouse is still cutting a hole in the bathroom door with the chainsaw bayonet and Woody Woodpecker has his Windows 10 laptop folded up]
WOODY WOODPECKER
What the hell Space Mouse, what's goin on! Oh  my god, Space Mouse! What's goin here!? Oh help me, Splinter and Knothead! Help me! I take back all that stuff I said about Stinkmeaner Sparrow being dead,
MOTHER NATURE
but how is he still alive, is his sole in Space Mouse’s body or something.
[back at the master bedroom Splinter and Knothead pulls back the charging rack on their laser guns as well as putting their spacesuits on as well as loading up Woody Woodpecker’s dual fully automatic swedish meatball guns]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
C'mon, Bart Simpson.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Let’s go save our Uncle Woody, before he gets killed as well as us, by Stinkmeaner Sparrow in Space Mouse’s body.
[Woody Woodpecker with Mother Nature in his hands narrowly escapes from Possessed Space Mouse while stumbling in his underwear holding Mother Nature and Woody Woodpecker falls down the stairs letting Mother Nature go before Woody Woodpecker and Mother Nature almost being sliced in half by Space Mouse's chainsaw bayonet Mother Nature tumbles down a step, her wings are unscaled]
MOTHER NATURE
At least I can still fly.
[Mother Nature flies over right next to Woody Woodpecker]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oh my god! He's practically crazy!
MOTHER NATURE
Goodness gracious Woody, what happened to him!
WOODY WOODPECKER
I’m wondering the same thing and the life! Space Mouse, what the hell is wrong with you? You either on that stuff or...Snap out of it Space Mouse, crushed petals is a hell of a drug!
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
You don't remember ME? You don't remember my name, woodpecker?!
[Possessed Space Mouse throws a energy enhanced punch at Woody Woodpecker in the face he falls to the floor then he blasts Mother Nature with a Pulsed Energy Projectile blast from his right hand]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
What's my name, woodpecker?
[Possessed Space Mouse does a energy enhanced low spin kick into Woody Woodpecker's face and he lands on the wall then he fires a tractor beam and blasts Mother Nature again with a Pulsed Energy Projectile blast from his right hand and she lands on a wall her crown gets stuck there she gets it off the wall and falls into a fish bowl]
WOODY WOODPECKER
AAAARG!
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
"AAAARG" ain't my name. My mama didn't name me "AAAARG" as what, as in Beardo Arrg. What's my name, woodpecker?! WHAT'S MY NAME?!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ooh, Stinkmeaner Sparrow!
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Ooh, We know that voice from anywhere, sparrow or possessed mouse.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE:
DING, DING, DING, DING! THAT'S RIGHT WOODPECKERS!
BART SIMPSON
Space Mouse...are you possessed or something.
[Splinter Woodpecker holds up Woody Woodpecker’s dual automatic Swedish Meatball guns]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ooh. We don't know how you got here, Stinkmeaner Sparrow.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, but me and my sister Splinter Woodpecker  is gonna send you back to hell, Stinkmeaner Sparrow you may have Space Mouse’s body but we have something that you don;t misture, green super power surim!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah Knothead, well that and our spacesuits.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Oh yeah! I'm going back! And I'm taking all of you, including your fairy pal Mother Nature with me in the first-class cabin on the Tail-Feather Whoopin' Express! All aboard! WHOO WHOO!
[Knothead Woodpecker passes his uncle Woody his dual automatic Swedish Meatball guns and Woody Woodpecker catches his dual automatic Swedish Meatball guns and presses the bolt release then Knothead Woodpecker passes one of his laser guns to Woody Woodpecker which lands in his right holster, then Knothead Woodpecker draws out his laser gun and pulls back the charging slide on his laser gun and the three woodpeckers and Mother Nature gathers around Possessed Space Mouse Bart Simpson sticks behind]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
You ain't too little to get your tail feathers whooped, Splinter and Knothead!
[a shot of Knothead Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker Woody Woodpecker and Mother Nature and a shot of Possessed Space Mouse, Knothead Woodpecker kicks at Possessed Space Mouse and Knothead Woodpecker enhances his moves with his wish fairy powers and Possessed Space Mouse enhances his moves with his suit powers and they exchange kicks, which he both dodge and block until Knothead Woodpecker tries to tackle Possessed Space Mouse and he kicks Knothead Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker comes in firing his dual fully automatic Swedish Meatball guns at Possessed Space Mouse but Possessed Space Mouse ducks down and punches him back forward then Knothead Woodpecker comes up again and Possessed Space Mouse performs a triple block into Knothead Woodpecker's beak, causing Knothead Woodpecker to fall down on his tail feathers, Splinter Woodpecker tries to punch Possessed Space Mouse but Possessed Space Mouse blocks his throws and throws a energy enhanced punch at her in the stomach and Knothead Woodpecker comes up and delivers more impressive and fairy enhanced moves and Splinter Woodpecker comes up again. Possessed Space Mouse punches Splinter Woodpecker in the face and blocks Knothead Woodpecker's hits. Woody Woodpecker comes up again and Possessed Space Mouse kicks hard in his beak and kicks him very hard when Knothead Woodpecker comes up. Possessed Space Mouse tries to hit Knothead Woodpecker but Knothead Woodpecker successfully dodged by jumping above Possessed Space Mouse. Possessed Space Mouse tries to hit him some more until he is able to kick him up in the air and Mother Nature flies around him trying to distract him the he fires another Projected Energy Blast at her throwing her offscreen then Woody Woodpecker handles Possessed Space Mouse's wrist with a grappling hook and he struggles, Possessed Space Mouse pulls him and energy punches him hard enough to ricochet him into the living room Woody Woodpecker also drops Splinter Woodpecker’s laser gun as Space Mouse fires a Projected Energy Blast]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Alright woodpeckers. here we go.
[Possessed Space Mouse enhanced slap-chops Knothead Woodpecker in the back of his woodpecker neck then fires a tractor beam at Splinter Woodpecker with Knothead Woodpecker’s laser gun then and launches Splinter Woodpecker into a portrait of Col. Macpecker whon the portrait falls on him and he falls on the floor the portrait falls on her head]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Is that all you got.
[Possessed Space Mouse laughs as the three woodpeckers and Mother Nature lay barely conscious]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Come on, get up. Get your tail feathers up, woodpecker.
[Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker, Woody Woodpecker and Mother Nature nods each other "yes" and Knothead Woodpecker approaches Possessed Space Mouse trying to kick him but Possessed Space Mouse pistol whips Knothead Woodpecker with his own laser gun on the head knocking him down, he puts his hand on her head and Mother Nature tries to knock him down but he fired a fourth Projected Energy Blast at her then Splinter Woodpecker come us to try and peck him in the head but he fired a Projected Energy Blast at her and Woody Woodpecker is able to fire a energy grappling hook from Knothead Woodpecker’s laser gun at Possessed Space Mouse and knocks him down with and he and tries to strangle him.]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Got you now?
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Get off of me. Botch-bird! dolt-ass.
[Possessed Space Mouse gains the upper hand and strangle Woody Woodpecker energy enhancing his hands. Bart Simpson comes from behind and {THUMP} fires a grenade from his Milkor MGL then {THUMP THUMP THUMP} fires three more grenades at Possessed Space Mouse then he puts the Milkor Grenade Launcher on his back and gets a fancy lamp.]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Not the lamp
[Bart Simpson hits Possessed Space Mouse with the lamp, shattering it into pieces]
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Dammit, Bart. Do you know how that lamp cost nowadays?
[Bart Simpson grabs a 1864 pre civil war vase]
WOODY WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Not that vase, Bart Simpson wait, that’s pre Civil War history ya know how rare those vases are, nowadays.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
You've beat me in the parking lot, huh well i’ll beat you in this body.
[Bart Simpson hits Possessed Space Mouse with the vase]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Uh, I want my parking space, ya here me I want my parking space.
[Bart Simpson grabs a Chinese ganza]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Bart, not the ganza. It's a collectable, anything but the ganza.
MOTHER NATURE
Felonius Gru got that for Woody while he was on a diplomatic summit in China.
[Bart Simpson hits Possessed Space Mouse with the ganza, not knocked out Woody Woodpecker takes Mother Nature’s wand and casts a lightning bolt on his head almost knocking him out Bart Simpson grabs a 1864 Musket and wacks Space Mouse on the head finally knocking him out. Woody Woodpecker mourns over his now broken Chinese ganza]
BART SIMPSON
That's what you get Space Mouse...martianfecker! energy punching Splinter Woodpecker in the stomach like a shagged up george bush.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Ave Maria.
[Woody Woodpecker cases a lightning bolt near Bart Simpson inreturn for breaking his Chinese ganza then Lisa Simpson walks in with Molly Mouse and Woodrow Woodpecker
LISA SIMPSON
Guys, Molly Mouse, and Woodrow Woodpecker here helped me piece together of what’s happening with Stinkmeaner Sparrow Gautama Buddha said...
WOODY WOODPECKER
Lisa Simpson would you help us drag Space Mouse upstairs
LISA SIMPSON
Oh no way you do it I am not touching a mouse who might be possessed
[Lisa Simpson looks at Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson drags Space Mouse in Woody Woodpecker’s house time lapse; Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker and Bart Simpson are looking at Possessed Space Mouse who is now tied onto Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker’s two piece bed]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Why we gotta put Space Mouse in our two piece bed?
WOODY WOODPECKER
This was the closest bed we can find, and what the hell got into Space Mouse?
LISA SIMPSON
Woody Woodpecker, he's possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner Sparrow. Remember how Molly helped me piece together the puzzle?
WOODY WOODPECKER
Lisa Simpson, does nobody ever, except for Molly Mouse, Woodrow Woodpecker and Mother Nature listened to you.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Our bed isn't the only bed in here, Uncle Woody, ya know.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well, should we take him to Doctor Doug Nutts he’s gotta be an expert and is Ms.Meany an expert on this?
[time lapse Doctor Doug Nutts along with Ms.Meany arrives]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Now, me and Ms.Meany are here to do what exactly
[Splinter and Knothead’s room Woody Woodpecker points at Space Mouse then a doorbell rings]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Uh-oh, my date.
LISA SIMPSON
Woody Woodpecker. Space Mouse is possessed by an evil spirit and just tried to kill you niece, nephew and my brother and if dont forget that the whole religion of Buddhism is at stake .
[Woody Woodpecker ignores this and leaves Doctor Doug Nutts examins Space Mouse]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Coming!
[Lisa Simpson is disappointed]
LISA SIMPSON
So. I don’t wanna die a Buddha virgin, so.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Really, you want me to do you.
LISA SIMPSON
I don’t wanna die a virgin so just a quickie.
[Knothead Woodpecker holds Lisa Simpson by his side and one hand on her shoulder and they walk off  meanwhile Woody Woodpecker, now in Nicky Woodpecker’s clothing, rushes down the stairs to the door. He opens it to find his date a red haired Caribbean woodpecker]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Well, hello, cutie, you must be a rare Caribbean woodpecker.
[Woody Woodpecker’s date who wears a dress and large gloves looks down to see Woody Woodpecker still wearing his speedo]
WOODY WOODPECKER’S DATE
Well, hello Woody Woodpecker I’m quite fond to meet you.
[she chuckles. Woody Woodpecker smiles in pride. Now, he is in his pants and sitting at the table with his date]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Uh, sorry about earlier. I was rushing to get dressed, then.
WOODY WOODPECKER’S DATE
I think woodpeckers who are comfortable with their bird bodies are very sexy, especially woodpeckers with a big, long and curved encrusted beak like you Woody Woodpecker who wants their feathers caressed.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Really.
WOODY WOODPECKER'S DATE:
And I like to cook. I like to travel, too. I also love technology especially that Neato Botvac and it’s voted Best Cleaning Robot since 2000 up to 2012, when B&B Robot Industries took the lead in Cleaning Robot technology
WOODY WOODPECKER
Wow. You're not a LGBT, are you? Because I am a big supporter
WOODY WOODPECKER'S DATE:
(laughs)
No I am a big fan of LGBT marriage and I think, it’s a part of high society, same with straight and gay robosexaul marrage? And I am deeply saddened of what happened in the Pulse night club in Orlando Florida
[Meanwhile, Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker had energy cuffed Space Mouse’s hands to bed poles are taping down Possessed Space Mouse even more at the other end while Bart Simpson is playing X-COM Enforcer and Lisa Simpson is on her IPad Mini reading a Ebook on mythos and the supernatural with Milhouse Van Houten, Chester Cockroach, Lester Termite, Charlie Elf, Andy Panda and Charlie Chicken
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Ok, I done some tests but he’s negative on mental health
MS.MEANY
it almost seems like he’s possessed by a sparrow spirit
LISA SIMPSON
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell them, Christ am I the only one who knows about this
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Well sometimes they don't always listen but I think I found a cure for his “evil sparrow spirit”
[Doctor Doug Nutts and Ms.Meany turns to Space Mouse]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS / MS.MEANY
May the power of Christ compels you
[Space Mouse does not respond]
MS.MEANY
I got this
[Ms.Meany pulls out her HK MK23 and shoots at Spacer Mouse however the bullets are reflected and ends up hitting various objects]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
I think shooting his this “evil sparrow spirit”will find another host like you or me, so trust me on this
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS / MS.MEANY
May the power of Christ and Mother Nature compels you
[Space Mouse still does not respond]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS / MS.MEANY
May the power of Christ, Mother Nature and the woodpeckers compels you
[Possessed Space Mouse wakes up quickly drawing  laser gun out and shoots Ms.Meany and she is knocked unconscious]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
WOODY WOODPECKER!
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Oh my gosh, what did I do to wake him?
BART SIMPSON
(playing X-COM Enforcer clearly not paying attention)
Um, you mentioned the woodpeckers and Woody is a woodpecker himself.
[back at the date Possessed Space Mouse continues shouting at Woody Woodpecker which can be heard from hear]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (O.S CONT’D)
You are a bendo woodpecker, Woody Woodpecker? Where are you, come here and fight like a real red haired woodpecker you bendo-ass, faggot-ass, twat-ass, hook-ass, bendo-ass woodpecker! Why don’t you use that laser gun that your niece or nephew handed you, I will not be ignored.
WOODY WOODPECKER'S DATE:
Who is that?
WOODY WOODPECKER
(sigh)
I’ll tell you everything about it and how it was resolved tomorrow at the Springfield Glen Country Club
[Back at Splinter and Knothead’s room, their room is now a mess and stuff flies around the room including Mother Nature, Molly Mouse, Woodrow Woodpecker Chester Cockroach and Lester Termite, Splinter and Knothead’s toys are also seen flying around such as their Bones and Crones Beginners Game variant and doble deluxe variant the two woodpecker have their Zack Zobar Alien Combat Rifles on their backs and are wearing their space suits Knothead Woodpecker has a pillow on Possessed Space Mouse's face and they are trying to keep him down, Doctor Doug Nutts is on the floor]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Ain't this a botch, Splinter Woodpecker? We got Space Mouse possessed by Stinkmeaner Sparrow up here, and our Uncle Woody is worried about his date.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah, Knothead Woodpecker, I think i’m with you in that
[Possessed Space Mouse breaks one of the energy cuffs loose]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Ha!
[Possessed Space Mouse pulls the pillow off his face and throws it at Splinter and Knothead, they fall on the floor]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (CONT’D)
Get off me, woodpeckers! You got a date, Woody Woodpecker! Did you tell her that you like Bora Bora
[Meanwhile, Lisa Simpson looks out the window then walks to Bart Simpson who is still playing X-COM Enforcer he has now has headphones to drown out all the noise]
LISA SIMPSON
Oh no, the second fairy demon war is coming, oh God...i‘m cold, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker do you feel anything
BART SIMPSON
I don’t feel anything, just playin’ X-Com Enforcer, on my 2016 gaming laptop with a Halloween skin.
[Lisa Simpson look outside and sees the wild El Nino weather]
LISA SIMPSON (CONT’D)
Oh dear God, Vigil was right.
[back at the date Woody Woodpecker at at the door with his date]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Heat’s the fact I have one of my friends, Space Mouse possessed by an evil spirit, named Stinkmeaner Sparrow, strapped to my niece and nephew’s bed upstairs!
WOODY WOODPECKER’S DATE
I understand, I study mythology and the supernatural at the University of Colorado in Boulder, and I’m a full fledged frat member and I have close ties with staff and the local police in my collage
WOODY WOODPECKER
Really
WOODY WOODPECKER’S DATE
Tomorrow if you're not bogged down with that friend of yours from space who is possessed i’ll tell you all about the University of Colorado, and my boyfriend attends Colorado State.
[back in Splinter and Knothead’s room,
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Look I did the best I could and...
[Doctor Doug Nutts is cut off as Woody Woodpecker tries to call an exorcist but a voice message is heard from the phone.]
VOICE
You reached the National Headquarters of the Catholic Church, no one is available to take your call and due to recent events of sexaul abuse in church if you or anyone who you know were a victim of sexaul abuse and would like to report sexaul abuse pleases leave a message after the beep.
[Woody Woodpecker hangs up]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Dang, there's gotta be somebody we can call for an exorcism on Space Mouse.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
You is a botch!
[In a scene referencing The Exorcist, the exorcist and couple of followers arrives in front of the Woodpecker’s house with a Uber truck and Woody Woodpecker opens the door, only to reveal that the exorcist is Buzz Buzzard with a book in his hands and his assistant is Tweaky Lackey Buzz Buzzard takes his hat off]
BUZZ BUZZARD
May God bless you upon you, Woody Woodpecker. We came as fast as we could.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(sarcastically)
Oh, so, this is the plan. Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky Lackey...
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Don’t forget about that they also Charlie Elf, and Chester Jester
WOODY WOODPECKER
Andy Panda, you're with then too.
ANDY PANDA
Me and Charlie Chicken are here just to help around with clean up.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Well, alright then, Let's get this party started.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE (O.S)
YOU GOT BAD CREDIT, WOODY WOODPECKER!
[scene goes to the dining room Charlie Elf tosses the bag on the table then he climbs the table and pulls Tweaky Lackey up with him]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Removing an evil sparrow spirit from a mouse from outer space is as hard as removing the stink of a hunk of shite. We must use these tools that both the great god and the tech advanced woodpeckers has given us to fight space aliens, especially Felinians.
[Buzz Buzzard opens the case and takes out the tools in this order; a energy baton, a flail with a large glove at the end, a electroshock nightstick and a cryo branding iron
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
a energy baton, a flail with a large glove at the end, a electroshock nightstick and a cryo branding stick. These things strike fear into a space alien's heart.
BART SIMPSON
Really
[BArt Simpson takes an eletro shock night stick and shocks Molly Mouse (Space Mouse’s girl) with it]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Bart save the charge for when we perform an exorcism on Space Mouse
[Buzz Buzzard is now walking upstairs with, Woody Woodpecker, his friends and Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson]
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
Avoid conversation with space aliens that people don’t trust, especially Meow Meows, the Meow Meow will lie, the Meow Meow will make excuses. The Meow Meow will use words that we don't really know.
[Buzz Buzzard approaches Splinter and Knothead’s master bedroom door]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
(off-screen)
You all goolies and no knob what happened to your knob Woody Woodpecker?!
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, yeah. There's powerful sparrowtry at work behind this here door.
LISA SIMPSON
Oh also, Gautama “Vigil” Buddha told me that if it’s not stopped soon, a second fairy-demon war will break out
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
We heard you
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah
[Buzz Buzzard opens the door and Tweaky Lackey is behind him]
TWEAKY LACKEY
Boss, do you think this is a good idea to perform an exorcism on Space Mouse, with that space suit and those suit powers that he’s capable of
CHARLIE ELF
I’m with Tweaky on this one, it’s highly illogical to perform an exorcism on Space Mouse.
BUZZ BUZZARD
‘Tweaky Charlie, what could go wrong
[Charlie Elf is swooped up and is flying around as well as his dual HK MP7s, Smedley Dog is holding on for dear life and he grabs Charlie Elf]
CHARLIE ELF
Whoaaa
SMEDLEY DOG
Somebody help us and...whoa
[Smedley Dog gets swooped up]
CHESTER JESTER
Splinter, Knothead, please help me for a 42 ticket head start.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Once this is over Chester
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Who in the heck are you?
BUZZ BUZZARD
Sparrow, my name is Reverend Father Buzz Buzzard.
TWEAKY LACKEY
And Reverend Father Tweaky Lackey
BUZZ BUZZARD
no relation between either of us.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Oh and I’m Stinkmeaner Sparrow in Space Mouse’s body
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh and we’ve been looking forward to this day. In the name of Jesus, Mother Nature and all great superspecies who have come thereafter, I command thy brown feather sparrow soul back to the depths of hell!
[Possessed Space Mouse laughs at Buzz Buzzard]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Is that all you got, vulpus?
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, no, sparrow. That's just the tip of this iceberg, this book will break your spirit off of Space Mouse's body, getting his spirit occupied by his own spirit.
[Buzz Buzzard pulls out a ebook and puts it in Possessed Space Mouse’s face and his nose is touching the ebook]
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
Read, sparrow, read!!!
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[Possessed Space Mouse loses control on his suit powers and fires a laser beam from nose splitting the book in half and Splinter and Knothead’s two piece bed begins to rise up in the air and goes down Buzz Buzzard holds pulls his glove flail out]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Ah, my Kindle! Now, Woody! Now! Just hit him with anything!
[Woody Woodpecker grabs his light baton and activates it, Bart Simpson extends the butt stock of his Milkor MGL as well as handing a Colt M4A1 to Andy Panda who he extends the stock]
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
Come on! Everybody, join in! Use your powerful gloves. Let's whoop this sparrow's ass! Repeat after me with the holy phrase, "sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!"
[Buzz Buzzard whips Possessed Space Mouse with his glove flail]
WOODY WOODPECKER
sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
[Woody Woodpecker whips Possessed Space Mouse with his energy baton.]
CHESTER JESTER
Sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
[Chester Jester strikes Possessed Space Mouse with his stick
BART SIMPSON
Sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
[Bart Simpson hits Possessed Space Mouse with the butt end of his Milkor MGL ]
ANDY PANDA
Sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
[Andy Panda hits Possessed Space Mouse with the butt end of his Colt M4A1 Lisa Simpson watches, Splinter and Knothead grabs the electroshock batons and hits Possessed Space Mouse with Bart Simpson, Buzz Buzzard and Woody Woodpecker.]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Sparrow, get your brown feathers out of that blue mouse from space!
BUZZ BUZZARD
Keep going.
LISA SIMPSON
This isn't exorcism. It's a beating.
[Lisa SImpson dodges from another pre civil war lamp as well as a Dermatron Super Multi Mega Action Racer with Lightning Lasers flying around it lightning lasers firing off]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Just very little different.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Oh, you birdies ain't shite. Your clan and family ain't shite.
[Lisa Simpson sighs then time lapse Space Mouse is still unharmed and everyone else is tired even Splinter and Knothead]
LISA SIMPSON
[voice-over]
Several hours later, the exorcism of Space Mouse had made no recognizable progress.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Is that sparrow still in him, Buzz Buzzard because I think he is still in him?
BUZZ BUZZARD
As long as Space Mouse is breathing, he's got sparrow in him?
[Possessed Space Mouse laughs evilly until Buzz Buzzard hits him in the mouth with his glove flail.]
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
What is wrong with you, Lisa SImpson? Everyone knows that a beating speeds up the process of a second fairy-denom war and the Romans found that out the hard way.
[Gautama “Vigil” Buddha appears]
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
You gonna knock the mouse's brains in, and what you gonna say to the cops? "Sorry, officer, we killed that mouse from space because he had an evil spirit in him?"
LISA SIMPSON
Gautama, it's late. Can you just me what I'm supposed to do so I could go to bed.
GAUTAMA “VIGIL” BUDDHA
Remember Peace, if you want I have a data file that tells you everything to permanently stop an uh moment, take a copy before you go.
[Gautama “Vigil” Buddha hands Lisa Simpson a USB drive then  he disappears]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
(off-screen)
You got an imaginary friend their, Lisa Simpson?
LISA SIMPSON
Peace. Peace.
[Lisa Simpson walks up to Buzz Buzzard who was about to strike Space Mouse with his glove flail]
LISA SIMPSON (CONT’D)
Wait! Stinkmeaner Sparrow, you hate Hillary Clinton for 2016 president, don't you.
POSSESSED SPACE MOOSE
I sure do! I mean, I hate everyone on the Democratic party in general, but Hillary Clinton especially.
LISA SIMPSON
And, Buzz, you hate Democrat people, too.
BUZZ BUZZARD
I wouldn't exactly call them people, but yeah. Yes, I have a deep distaste for donkey democrats.
LISA SIMPSON
Right, And, Stinkmeaner Sparrow, I bet you hate gun control.
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
If you call that Seconend Amendment rapein’ topic "gun control".
BUZZ BUZZARD
[laughs]
Seconend Amendment rapein’. I must say that's a brilliant observation, Meaner Sparrow .
LISA SIMPSON
Oh, I bet you really hate long wait times at airports
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Oh, all because the dang TSA is understaffed.
BART SIMPSON
Yeah, especially if Dot Warner is bubbling with the need to have sex with me.
LISA SIMPSON
[voice-over]
I have forgotten a uh-oh moment cannot be resolved through violence. But where there's harmony a peace...a uh-oh moment cannot exist.
[Possessed Space Mouse continues to laugh until he feels something]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
Huh, what's happening? No, you tricked me.
[a strobe comes through Space Mouse's eyes, mouth, and ears.]
LISA SIMPSON
A uh-oh moment couldn't exist.
[the strobe becomes larger, breaking the windows.]
POSSESSED SPACE MOUSE
No, you tricked me. I'm gonna eventually get you, Woody Woodpecker. You used me, pyudicdae!
[a visual effect happens when Stinkmeaner Sparrow is briefly seen on Space Mouse's head. Then Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s spirit flies out of Space Mouse's body only for Knothead Woodpecker to use his laser gun on Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s spirit and he captures him he opens the back end of his laser gun to see Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s spirit in a containment pod then he puts the containment pod in their space alien collection. Then all the stuff stops flying around and falls on the floor, Chester Cockroach lands on Mother Nature with their clothing all mixed up, Woodrow Woodpecker lands on top on Molly Mouse, and Charlie Elf’s hat land on Space Mouse]
WOODROW WOODPECKER
Oh, I think I see the light.
[Bart Simpson, Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker all sigh. The night fades to morning. Space Mouse wakes up, yawning.]
SPACE MOUSE
Oh, hey, guys. What am I doing here?
BUZZ BUZZARD
Well, another sparrow successfully exorcised and/or beaten. I'll email the report to you, Woody.
WOODY WOODPECKER
[to Space Mouse]
Possessed or not, you’re gonna fix my house Space Mouse, or you gonna have another demon and it's gonna be my beak peckin’ your head.
MS.MEANY
(linping to the door)
Can’t believe Space Mouse shot me with a laser gun, that’s racist of you, Space Mouse
SPACE MOUSE
Racist I don’t remember shooting you, Ms.Meany and why am I on Splinter and Knothead’s two piece bed.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ya, know Space Mouse, we’re glad you asked; why are you on our bed.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, out of all the beds in this tree house and we got the possessed mouse in our bed, ain't this a bendo, Splinter
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah, Knothead, some ol’ george bush
[Knothead Woodpecker performs a vulcan nerve pinch on Bart Simpson and uses Buzz’s glove fail to grab Lisa Simpson full on the torso as they walk out]
SPACE MOUSE
[noicing Charlie Elf’s hat on his head]
And why am i wearing Charlie Elf’s hat
CHARLIE ELF
Oh, thanks for noticing that
[Charlie Elf takes his hay from Space Mouse’s head and puts it on, then leaves the room Space Mouse looks at Andy Panda and he knocks him with a mallet
ANDY PANDA
That’s for hurting my best friend Woody Woodpecker, Space Mouse.
SPACE MOUSE
What i don’t remember that, And Panda and you going all Papa Wolf on me on something I don't remember
[Andy Panda leaves and Space Mouse looks up the news and the headline says Rick Sanchez and his politics drops out of the race for President and endorses Trump saying that he’ll support him all the way to the general election]
Woody Woodpecker Stinkmeaner Sparrow Strikes Back
Loose The Exorcist parody; After Stinkmeanor Sparrow makes a deal with The Buzzard Devil; he releases the spirit of Stinkmeanor Sparrow from Hell and possesses Space Mouse and his suit powers to exact vengeance upon the Woody Woodpecker and his niece and nephew for killing him.
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[Scene SoDoSpFi streets they see Tweaky Lackey bumping into Space Mouse walking down the street]
SPACE MOUSE
Watch where you walkin' Republican.
TWEAKY LACKY
Ey-ey, what'd you say,Democrat?
[Tweaky Lackey and Space Mouse are looking at each other with a stern look]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER / KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Uh oh.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
That’s usually not good Knothead.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah Splinter, we’re about to experience an "uh-oh moment."
[Knothead and Splinter watch in their Wish Fairy appearances as Tweaky Lackey pulls out a Swedish meatball gun and Space Mouse pulls out his energy gun and they point their guns at each other Tweaky Lackey's meatball gun is pointed right under Space Mouse and Space Mouse’s energy gun on Tweaky Lackey’s head]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
“Just goes to show, Knothead Woodpecker, Webster defines the ‘uh-oh moment’ as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical person who takes a stereotype...”
SPACE MOUSE
(shouting)
What did you say, botch Republican?
TWEAKY LACKY
(shouting)
Hey squeeze it,democrat!
[Space Mouse and Tweaky Lackey continue shouting at each other]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
It causes them to act in an illogical, self destructive manner, like dumb nimrods.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Good point Knothead, now let’s buzz out of hear.
[Knothead and Splinter zips offscreen as scene goes back to Tweaky Lacky and Space Mouse {RAT TAT TAT} Tweaky Lacky fires his meatball gun as Space Mouse {ZAP ZAP ZAP} fires his laser gun, Space Mouse misses every shot save for a couple that hits some innocent bystanders such as Willie Walrus, Tweaky Lacky eventually starts hitting Space Mouse despite his shots had hit several bystanders such as Gabby Gator, Andy Panda, Homer Pigeon and even Lester Termite all of which are wounded]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Uh-oh moments are really, really unpredictable...
TWEAKY LACKY
Hey Space Mouse wait a minute that was stupid.
SPACE MOUSE
I was thinking the same way Tweaky. Look, let's put our guns away and pretend this never happened.
[Tweaky Lackey and Space Mouse put their guns away and walks off Tweaky back stabs Space Mouse by putting a meatball on his head and he walks off]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
And everyone knows that a uh-oh moment  either end up peaceful and/or if one gets backstabbed.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah and If they had their own category, uh-oh moments would be the fourth highest survival concern for us woodpeckers, behind gathering food, makeing a home and meeting the monthly quota. It is a scientific fact.
[In the second example Space Mouse bumps into Wally Walrus who is walking with his hot dog cart]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Now let's see how the uh-oh moment affects a person in the same political party, Knothead Woodpecker.
WALLY WALRUS
Vhat the....
SPACE MOUSE
Watch where you walking, botch!
WALLY WALRUS
Vhat did you…wait a minute…haha, I'm a Democrat, ha ha ha ha ha!
[Wally Walrus walks away]
SPACE MOUSE
Where you going!? Don't you ignore me! This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
A big misconception about the "uh-oh moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from a opposition party, right Knothead.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, we’d wish it were that easy; you see, everyone else have always got a new trick right around the corner and that’s why we read the Great Book of Cartoon Tricks to keep up of what they going to do and that’s the one of the many reasons we keep laser guns on us at all times.
[scene shows Space Mouse, Woodrow Woodpecker, Felonius Gru and Charlie Elf are seen walking in a crosswalk and Woodrow has his homework and a car drifts in front of then Woodrow drops his homework as Felonius Gru carries him out and no one except for Woodrow’s homework was ran over; as for Space Mose he is pinned on the windshield of Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s Ford 1999 GT, cars dodges his Ford 1999 GT and a orange Volkswagen Old Beetle skids and is thrown towards a double tanker and explodes followed by the second tanker the a red 2016 Ford Corvette stops and Stinkmeaner Sparrow ignores it then Stinkmeaner Sparrow runs a red light and a car was about to pass but stopped just in time however Wally Walrus had just started crossing then {CRASH} Stinkmeaner Sparrow hits Wally Walrus hot dog cart “Wiener Wally” and he is shocked to see that he is only holding the handle bar left over]
WALLY WALRUS
A vlind sparrow hit my hot dog cart, vell lucky I got insurance for the cart.
[a State Farm Representative walks on screen]
STATE FARM REPRESENTATIVE
You’re covered Wally Walrus, oh and you can also get upgrades for your hot dog cart with State Farm.
CUT TO; SPRINGFIELD MALL
[In the new district SoDoSpFi (South of Downtown Springfield) Woody Woodpecker exits the mall with Knothead Woodpecker Splinter Woodpecker, Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Listen up kids, I'm about to sing the dry clean song.
(Woody Woodpecker starts dancing)
"Dry cleaned! Dry Clean-eaa-aand Dry Cleaned!" Boy, Springfield Dry Cleaners knows my feather type.
[the parking lot Stinkmeaner Sparrow is driving towards Woody, his kids and their friends and Space Mouse is still on the windshield]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Ave Maria.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow screeches his car almost hitting Woody Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker as well as tossing Space Mouse into a handicap parking sign and he falls on the ground right side up , then he drives forwards {CRASH} crashes into Woody Woodpecker’s car nicknamed Ricky it appears as a 1950s-1960s roadster Woody and his kids begins hollering at Stinkmeaner Sparrow while Lisa Simpson effortlessly gets Space Mouse off of Bart Simpson]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(to himself, and is ignoring the three woodpeckers)
Now, there's nobody in my space this is handicap parking.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow backs up and and {CRASH} drives into Ricky again and the trunk opens up with the three woodpeckers hollering then Stinkmeaner Sparrow gets out of his car Stinkmeaner Sparrow is seen holding a white cane Splinter and Knothead face each other then Stinkmeaner Sparrow is seen then {DING} text shows Stinkmeaner Sparrow= Uh-oh]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Every uh-oh moment begins when me and my sister Splinter says “uh-oh”. But without that key element, all you're left with is peace and quiet no woodpeckers hollering and no uh-oh moment will happen.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah Knothead and of course Hubert Stinkmeaner Sparrow has been and always will be that “uh-oh” sparrow.
[flashback to a young Stinkmeaner Sparrow, in the Woodland Forest he looks at what Mother Nature had created]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
He spent his childhood disagreeing with most things, especially things involving happiness, unity, kindness, and even world peace. Stinkmeaner Sparrow got no pleasure seeing sunsets trees, dolphins, rainbows and even meeting Mother Nature herself who created all that.
MOTHER NATURE
So, what do you think Stinkmeaner Sparrow?
YOUNG STINKMEANER SPARROW:
Man, this is some ol' bullshite.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow leaves Mother Nature is shocked, dazed and confused]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
She didn’t even demote him for that.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah and he didn't particularly mind at age 14, same age as Yakko Warner, he lost his sight to cancer
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Oh and did that change everything, Knothead Woodpecker.
[scene shows Stinkmeaner Sparrow next to him is young Woodrow Woodpecker as Doctor Doug Nutts looks over his clipboard]
DOCTOR DOUG NUTTS
Now Stinkmeaner Sparrow, this is very strange for a sparrow like you, you will no longer see.
YOUNG STINKMEANER SPARROW
(boasting this at Doctor Doug Nutts andYoung Woodrow Woodpecker)
At least I don't have to look at your ugly ass, and Woodrow’s skinny ass no more!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Doctor Doug Nutts gave him 3 sparrow years left to live. So he dedicated those 3 sparrow years in spreading a lifetime of misery and hatred
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah and the only good thing is well, he was the undefeated player in Woody Woodpecker Tournament.
[the scene shows Stinkmeaner Sparrow tripping Space Mouse over, then he trips Winnie Woodpecker over and he trips Charlie Elf over]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Nobody knows how Stinkmeaner Sparrow managed to live so long even after Y2K.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Well he believed it was his love of hatred that kept him alive.
[back to present Stinkmeaner Sparrow walks up to Woody Woodpecker who he had parked his car in his space]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uh-oh.
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Who in fackin' ell parked in my space? That's like calling 1-800-collect an tail feather whoopin' And no, that ain't no toll-free call, PARTNHA!
WOODY WOODPECKER
[points his beak at Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
You hit my car, sparrow! Are you blind?
STINKMEANER SPARROW
[points his white cane at Woody Woodpecker]
Yes...I...am! So?
WOODY WOODPECKER
(in disbelief)
Wait, you're blind sparrow? Because that’s was a 1950 roadster and...
STINKMEANER SPARROW
[points his beak at Woody Woodpecker]
Yes...Blind! You got a problem with that, pyuicidaeh?
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You could've killed somebody, sparrow.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah sparrow, that could've been anyone!
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Bah I'd be doin' them a favor! Gettin' run over by me is as close to an honorable death as most of yous people gonna get, and days, I'm quite the humanitarian, I think I just hit Wally Walrus’ hot dog cart and your space friend on the way over here.
[Splinter and Knothead looks at Space Mouse who he had his head resting on the sing Stinkmeaner Sparrow turns to Woody Woodpecker and he points his beak Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aww, look what you did to Ricky! You better have insurance, sparrow, Because that right their was a classic car and Space Mouse you better have insurance for that too.
STINKMEANER SPARROW
[his yelling makes Woody retract his beak in fright]
pyuicidaeh, you betta have insurance! Tail feather whoopin’ insurance! And you about to pay, a deductible!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(narrating)
And just like that, our Uncle Woody was trapped in a uh-oh moment. now, Uncle Woody can (a) walk away and let insurance handle the damages to the car or (b) fight with a dumb, crazy, blind passa. Let's see which one he chooses...
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Or (c) we can fry that mean ol’ sparrow for our uncle Woody, Splinter we got laser guns and we might as well use them.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Well let’s stay out of this Knothead until it’s the perfect time.
STINKMEANER SPARROW:
Ha ha ha! That's right! I backed into your car, pyuicidaeh! Whatcha gonna do?!...WHATCHA GONNA DO?!
BART SIMPSON
Aw hell naw, Woody, let's whoop this passa's tail feathers right now!
[Knothead Woodpecker and Splinter Woodpeckers grabs Bart Simpson and drags him off, Knothead Woodpecker also drags Space Mouse too]
STINKMEANER SPARROW:
Botch-ass, fag-ass, punk-ass, twat-ass, botch-ass, pyuicidaeh! You wanna do somethin'...BOTCH-ASS PUYICIDAH? ...Hold up!
[Stinkmeanor Sparrow sniffs]
I smell dry cleaned clothes and dry cleaned feathers!
BART SIMPSON
(in the background)
Aw, man!
[Woody Woodpecker trying to doubt on what will happen next as Stinkmeaner Sparrow gives him a sinister smile]
BART SIMPSON
(as Stinkmeaner Sparrow stomps on his foot cover)
Oh!! Not your dry cleaned foot cover!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Pig farmer, whatcha...aah!
[{DING} text shows “6 out of 10 ‘uh-oh moment’ involves feathers or cloths”]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Just goes to show. Dry cleaning is like recharging a 150 dollar energy shield. Get something like that dirty and BOOM!!
[{DING} text shows “fifty percent of said feathers or cloths involved is dry cleaned”
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
A perfectly, rational woodpecker, like our Uncle Woody can explode.
BART SIMPSON
:(in the background while Stinkmeaner Sparrow is taunting Woody Woodpecker)
Woody, I know you didn't let that passa get your dry cleaned clothes get dirty!
STINKMEANER SPARROW
Yeaah! Your feathers ain't clean anymore are they...pyuicidaeh!
(Woody Woodpecker growls Bart Simpson is still talking)
BART SIMPSON
And that passa spittin' on you, you best betta get him, Woody! Peck him! Peck him!
(Woody Woodpecker yells taking a peck at Stinkmeaner Sparrow with his beak)
BART SIMPSON
Yeeah! Get him, Woody! Peck him in the head real good.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow dodges and trips Woody Woodpecker with his cane, and Woody Woodpecker collapses to the ground]
BART SIMPSON
Oh, man! What happened to your uncle Splinter and Knothead?!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow prepares to strike on Woody Woodpecker with his white cane then he lets off a Native American war cry]
STINKMEANER SPARROW:
ALA LA LA LA LA LA!!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Huh? Uh-oh, Uh-oh...
STINKMEANER SPARROW:
LA LA LA ALA, Yeah!
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow hits Woody Woodpecker on the knee]
WOODY WOODPECKER
My bad knee! Oh, Gracie Standoff, my knee, my bad knee.
BART SIMPSON
(while Woody Woodpecker is in pain)
Woody! Get up, Woody that passa blind?!
[Knothead and Splinter gasp then they each pick up a stick with a glove at the end from a bin that reads “free glove-on-a-stick” and the two woodpeckers runs towards Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
BART SIMPSON
Aw, man! You losin' all you facestatic, Woody.
[before Stinkmeaner Sparrow takes another hit at Woody Woodpecker, he is blocked by Knothead and Splinter by holding out there sticks then the glove at the end of the stick closes up on the cane]
STINKMEANER SPARROW:
What!
[Knothead and Splinter are seen in the reflection of Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s glasses holding the sticks]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
No one dares to hurt our Uncle Woody like that, sparrow.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, now leave us woodpeckers alone, because this fight is over, sparrow.
[the scene shows the awkward car trip home Woody’s car Ricky’s trunk is damaged by Stinkmeaner Sparrow and it is held by a rope and is flapping, and the song "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor (band) is playing on the radio Space Mouse is in the back as well as Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson Splinter Woodpecker is at the front seat with Knothead Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker is on the driver’s seat like always.]
RADIO:
It's The Eye Of The Tiger! It's the thrill of The Fight! Standing up to the challenge of your rival!
[Woody Woodpecker switches off the radio]
WOODY WOODPECKER
(sourly)
I hate this damn song.
BART SIMPSON
I can't believe you got your tail feathers kicked by a blind sparrow, Woody!
WOODY WOODPECKER
My knee went out, Ya know I got that bad knee.
BART SIMPSON
Bad knee?! That passa had bad eyes! He couldn't see, Woody! He beat you like a piñata!
BART SIMPSON (CONT’D)
(to Knothead and Splinter)
Knothead, Splinter, me, Milhouse and Lisa Simpson should dope out your uncle and have him for Mexican birthday parties! We can call him "Señor Pajaro Loco Piñata"! Hola, "Señor Pajaro Loco Piñata!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Damn it, Bart.
(Woody Woodpecker points his beak a Bart Simpson)
I’ll peck your head if won’t quit it!
(Ricky; Woody Woodpecker’s car pulls into the garage Bart Simpson gets out and is cringing from laughter as Knothead Woodpecker drags Space Mouse)
BART SIMPSON
I must be blind too, because I didn't see that head-peckin’ comin'!
(Woody Woodpecker enter the house then the rest follow suit)
WOODY WOODPECKER
Bart...
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Bart
BART SIMPSON
Yo, how bad you gotta telegraph yo' pecker for a blind passa to see 'em comin', Woody?!
LISA SIMPSON
Obviously, if someone went blind they’d gain the sixth sense.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Or that sparrow obviously had a heightened sense of hearing!
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah Bart.
BART SIMPSON
Oh, I thought your uncle had a heightened sense of falling!
WOODY WOODPECKER
Ok now, that's enough! Now, would you just stop laughin' at me! What's wrong with you, Bart you want me and of course, Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker to send you to Bora Bora in the French Polynesia?
BART SIMPSON
Woody had "HIT ME, NIMROD." written on his beak in braille.
WOODY WOODPECKER
I said that's ENOUGH!
BART SIMPSON
Okay, What you gonna do? Peck me on the head? Send me to Bora Bora in the French Polynesia? Maybe I should get a blindfold first;
[Bart Simpson covers his eyes with two glove on a stick that Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker used]
BART SIMPSON
Okay, I'm ready! Wait maybe you’ll gonna fall on me!
[Bart Simpson gets on his knees and uses his left arm to cover his eyes and his right is pointed up at Woody Woodpecker to push him off if he falls on him and Bart Simpson laughs Knothead Woodpecker looks at Lisa Simpson then he turns back on Bart Simpson]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(though his clinched beak)
: Bart, stop it!
BART SIMPSON
(on the floor now, cringing from laughter)
Woody, the ghost of Rodney King just passed by and said, "Damn! I thought I got my ass whupped!"
[Bart Simpson laughs uncontrollably until Knothead Woodpecker draws out his laser gun to zap Bart Simpson but instead it is out of zap juice]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Aw, come on damn it. Well, at least I’m not short of a laser gun.
(to Space Mouse)
May I?
SPACE MOUSE
(weakly)
Sure.
[Knothead Woodpecker takes Space Mouse’s laser gun and {ZAP} Bart Simpson gets zapped by Knothead Woodpecker as Woody Woodpecker walks off in shame]
[time lapse in a stormy thunderous night Splinter and Knothead are in their beds, they dream of a sword fight between Knothead Woodpecker and Splinter Woodpecker both in Wish Fairy clothing and with magic enhanced Civil War Northern Officer Swords, and a blind sparrow with a Chinese Officer's sword in in a moonlit bamboo forest in northern China]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(v/o)
That night me, Knothead dreamt of a blind swords-sparrow.
[the fight begins the sparrow predicts every basic move that Knothead Woodpecker and Splinter Woodpecker can perform on him and the sparrow counters all of the incoming attacks]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(v/o)
He knows our every move...
[Knothead tries to slash the sparrow but he blocks his incoming attacks as Knothead Woodpecker effortlessly tries to slash him]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(v/o)
No matter if our moves were normal or wish fairy enhanced.
[Splinter Woodpecker comes in the scene and with her sword attempts to slash the sparrow unlike Knothead she enhances her moves with fairy magic that is seen by the glowing blade she struggles and falls on her tail feathers]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Even our special moves won't kill him.
(Knothead and Splinter attaches their fairy wands in their sowards then fired a ultra enhanced beam of bright purple energy but the blind Sparrow dodges it)
Yet he cannot see, as our minds fights to make sense of the impossible, he is turning our sight into a liability.
(Fighting continues as the samurai sparrow creates a quake, Splinter and Knothead dodges the samurai sparrow's quake]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
He has no just cause to want our lives. There is no forethought, no logic in his actions. Even if we used magic to try and level him, but he knows all of our magical abilities.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(in dream)
Wablly woo. Woblly-woo, make the floor slippery so the sparrow can slip and fall.
[Knothead Woodpecker activates his magic sword and points it at the floor and the floor turns into ice and the sparrow hops on the trees Knothead and Splinter are shocked and two woodpecker are the one slipping]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(in dream)
Whoa, Knothead look at what you did to us.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(in dream)
Whoops, sorry Splinter.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(in dream)
My turn, now; Wabbly woo. Wobbly-woo, make the floor walkable so we can’t slip.
[Splinter Woodpecker activates her magic sword and points it at floor it turns to dirt as was before and the sparrow hops back down]  
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(in dream)
My turn Splinter, Wabbly woo. Wobbly-woo, cast a lightning bolt from my sword to the sparrow.
[Knothead Woodpecker fires a lightning bolt from his sword and blind samurai sparrow doges creating a fire that quickly spreads into a wildfire ]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER/SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(In dream and unison)
Wabbly woo. Wobbly-woo, make us immune to fire.
[Knothead and Splinter points the sowards at themselves then {Mystic charm} they are granted immunity to fire, then the blind sparrow slashes Knothead Woodpecker's leg, Knothead Woodpecker falls to the ground]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(in dream)
Ahh! Splinter quick! Heal me!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(in dream)
Hang on Knothead! Wabbly woo. Wobbly-woo, heal my brother...
[the blind sparrow slashes Splinter Woodpecker's leg before she can finish her fairy spell]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Ahh! Knothead Woodpecker, ahhh!
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(v/o)
But this ain't just any ol’ swordsman.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(v/o)
This is a blind sparrow samurai and regular sparrow samurais can be real tough sometimes.
BLIND SPARROW
(Stinkmeaner Sparrow's voice)
What's good, red head picidae kids?!
(Blind Sparrow raises his sword)
What's REALLY good?!
(The sparrow inserts his sword into Splinter’s thorax then Knothead Woodpecker’s thorax then Splinter and Knothead wakes up startled from the dream)
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Sparrows...Damn sparrows. Knothead, in dreams all fates is just a emergency eject from our fate, especially when that sparrow inserted his sword into our thoraxes
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah Splinter.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You know Knothead, one day you and I are going stew, chew and barbecue that mean, ol’ sparrow.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Could you not mention barbcues...but you do have a point and that dream had a connection, uh-oh moments isn’t necessarily over when you think it’s over.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Yeah, It kind of hangs around, like an dandelion waiting to be blown for a wish.
[meanwhile downstairs Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky Lackey are watching local news Woody Woodpecker is dry ironing his clothes and Kent Brockman is pronouncing the news the video shows that Woody’s “uh-oh moment”]
KENT BROCKMAN
And in the case of the blind sparrow beating the migratory woodpecker: security cameras from the So...Do...Sp...Fi Square Mall captured a fight between a blind sparrow and an unidentified victim, following a parking dispute.
WOODY WOODPECKER
That’s not me. Oh.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Relax Uncle Woody.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah it’s just local news.
[Knothead Woodpecker switches channels to NBC News ]
LESTER HOLT
NBC News has now confirmed that it was Woddrow “Woody” Woodpecker, who was the victim in a beating by a slightly older than him, significantly blind sparrow. Police aren’t pressing charges against the sparrow they say, that they fear of getting beat just like Woody Woodpecker in his tail feather-whooping, and now, politics.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody, I don’t think you should watch this anymore.
Woody Woodpecker switches channels to Noticiero Univision (Univision News)]
UNIVISION NEWS ANCHOR
El residente de Springfield, Woody Woodpecker, tiene un nuevo apodo: Señor Parejo Loco Piñata.
[Both anchormen laugh as the video plays]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
What The hell, Bart! Bart where are you! I’m so gonna fry you, misture.
[Woody Woodpecker turns to Mother Nature]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Mother Nature I can do my quota, honest.
MOTHER NATURE
After you got beat up by that sparrow, you can’t make even a small peckle with that hurt knee Woody but don’t worry i’ll have this month’s quota wavered and possibly next month.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Wavered.
MOTHER NATURE
Exactly, because you’ll need rest and trust me, you'll thank me later for the waiver.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Aww, can I at least use a wheelchair.
[Mother Nature summons a wheelchair Woody Woodpecker sits in it and rolls in front of TV the the fairy queen poofs in]
QUEEN OF WISH FAIRIES
So what’s about a quota waver, Mother Nature.
MOTHER NATURE
Woody Woodpecker was beaten up by a sparrow.
QUEEN OF WISH FAIRIES
You mean...Stinkmeaner Sparrow, because he’s is the most knobbed sparrow I ever seen.
WOODY WOODPECKER
I know, right.
QUEEN OF WISH FAIRIES
Whoa, you mean that sparrow Stinkmeaner Sparrow, he had downright insulted me, th-the Queen of All Wish Fairies myself, a...
STINKMEANER SPARROW
(in the fairy queen’s memory)
BOTCH ASS TWAT!
[Knothead Woodpecker leaves and Splinter Woodpecker walks up and talks to Woody Woodpecker]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody, you gotta ask yourself; would you really be better off if you were beating up a blind sparrow in the street?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, Uncle Woody It was a uh-oh moment, You gotta let it go, please, also you cover our expenses when we go to Zack Zobar Space Camp.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah just don’t pesticide on that incident, it’s all in the past.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Splinter and Knothead, you two are right, and besides what’s the worse that can happen to me. I’m a well respected woodpecker who went on seven galactic tours also I’m a migratory bird and we’re also a superspecies meaning we have spaceship technology, laser gun technology and we’re also helped America with the Iraq War and Afghanistan War.
[Woody Woodpecker’s answering machine rings]
WOODY WOODPECKER'S ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have reached the Woodpecker residence. If this is a lovely cutie pie like Winnie Woodpecker, please leave a message. Everybody else just hang up right now, because I'm not interested.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Hello Woody, pick up the phone. Pick up the phone! Me and Tweaky had seen you on the news. Getting your blue tail feathers whupped by that blind sparrow.
[Buzz Buzzard starts laughing]
That's why they shouldn't let woodpeckers go shoppin' and have them rely on Amazon’s new drones, oh the agony to you, your kids Splinter and Knothead and your whole species of redhead super birdies. Call me and Tweaky back.
(Woody Woodpecker walks away from the machine)
TWEAKY LACKEY
No! Don't walk away from the answering machine, please!
[next day, Woody Woodpecker leaves the house with Space Mouse who is fully recovered Knothead and Splinter follows him]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody please, let it die nobody's gonna call you a wussy woodpecker.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, please we promise you, you will not be the laughingstock of the galaxy, honest and Space Mouse won't be targeted for association honistsit Unce Woody, please just let it die.
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
I will, with your neighbors.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Well, Bart will.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah and maybe a few of your neighbors, but don’t worry.
[Woody Woodpecker walks off]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody, wait!
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Please, Uncle Woody...
[Knothead Woodpecker stomps his foot then]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
Aw forget it Splinter.
[Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker walks back inside and we cut to Springfield Mall; Woody Woodpecker and Space Mouse is seen waiting for Stinkmeaner Sparrow and Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s Ford 1999 GT is heard Space MOuse places his hand on his laser gun
SPACE MOUSE
Um, Woody.
Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s Ford 1999 GT comes on screen and hits Space Mouse again then he backs up and hits a handicap sign then Stinkmeaner gets out and he and Woody Woodpecker look at each other and back at home Splinter Woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker are on the floor drinking soda and Buzz Buzzard is laying on the chair drinking soda Knothead Woodpecker sighs]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
I can't believe it Splinter, our Uncle Woody went back to fight that sparrow this time taking Space Mouse.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Why would he even do that, Knothead Woodpecker.
[Bart Simpson is seen watching the TV on the couch he turns to Splinter Woodpecker, Knothead Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
What are you talking about, Bart that happened just last week?
[the TV a high view of a Donald Trump rally a chair hits Thrasher Oswalt and both him and Donald Trump is knocked unconscious]
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
Yeah.
[scene goes to Bart Simpson]
BART SIMPSON
Check this out Splinter and Knothead.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Hey Buzz you should watch this too, ya know, you might learn something off of this.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah,  this incident is been on every news channel and on the front page on every newspaper in the country.
[Bart Simpson rewinds the TV and plays it again the scene is a Donald Trump rally text reads “Participant of the Year:Thrasher Oswalt”, Thrasher Oswalt; a pro Trump supporter and member of the Robosexaul Mafia holds hans with both his robosexaul partner Homer Simpon and his best friend Blastus Gemberling.then Thrasher Oswalt cheers on Donald Trump and Thrasher Oswalt holds hands with Donbot who is like Thrasher Oswalt; Pro Tump, Thrasher Oswalt stands up and starts cheering
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
Here it comes, here it comes.
[{THUNK} a chair hits Thrasher Oswalt on the head as well as Donald Trump in the background]
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
Oh!
[After Thrasher Oswalt and Donald Trump gets hit with a chair, chaos breaks out at the rally,in the background LeVar “Freight Train” Brown gets Dr. Otto Scratchansniff in a headlock and punches him on the site, Flexo Rodriguez (a bending unit allied with B&B Robot Industries and Ted Cruz supporter) walks to Thrasher Oswalt and stomps him]
FLEXO RODRIGUEZ
[as he is stomping Thrasher Oswalt]
Thrash this right here Trump pig!
[Homer Simpson punches Flexo Rodriguez head bunts in the face then kicks him]
HOMER SIMPSON
Whoo-hoo, vote for Trump, vote for Trump, vote for...
[Yakko Warner punches Homer Simpson]
HOMER SIMPSON (CONT’D)
do’houch
YAKKO WARNER
Why you...
[Yakko Warner punches HOmer Simpon in the guts then strangles Homer Simpon]
YAKKO WARNER (CONT’D)
that speech is shite
[Damond Baird charges in and knocks Yakko Warner out and off of  Homer Simpon using folded chair then beats in on the ground then Wakko Warner (allied with B&B Robot Industries) knocks Damond Baird on the head with a mallet and Dot Warner (also allied with B&B Robot Industries) runs off; the scene goes back to the house Knothead Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker are sitting on the floor]
BART SIMPSON
You ever notice whenever someone throws a chair, a fight breaks loose, ya wanna see it again.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Bart, Knothead aren't you worried about our Uncle Woody.
BART SIMPSON
But I think you don't even have to hit no one with a chair especially Reddy Kilowatt .
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Oh and what happens next, total, complete disaster.
[soon Woody Woodpecker walks in fireman carrying Space Mouse]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Whoa, I thought that sparrow has downright beaten you up.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Two weeks.
TWEAKY LACKEY
Hey good for you, a rematch in two weeks. Ya know there's some profit that we can extract from this .
BART SIMPSON
This is great, Hey Buzz, get your war brothers, Bizz and Booze Buzzards, we might be able to make some money off this.
BUZZ BUZZARD
"The Slugfest of Springfield." Sure i’ll get my war brothers, Bizz and Booze.
[Buzz Buzzard leaves Bart Simpson leaves too]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Kids, you don’t understand, I have to do this, ya know.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Follow us, Uncle Woody.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
You might wanna bring Space Mouse with you
[later Knothead and Splinter inserts a DVD into the player]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
We want you to see what you're up against, Uncle Woody.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah.
[Splinter presses play and wind blows from the outside window as we cut to the TV Wakko Warner is seen walking across a vast field with hills and a large lake ,Wakko Warner  wearing a helmet over his red hat on his head made out of ice cream cones and armor made of scoops, and around 30 of Instant Martians led by Marvin Martian walk up on the top of a hill in front of him all of which are armed with laser guns Wakko Warner draws out a candy cane sword they all jump up and rush towards Wakko Warner only for Wakko Warner to slice them resulting in green Martian juice spraying out of the Instant Martians then he performs a somersault and slices an Instant Martian then he stabs an Instant Martian behind him then he slices him upwards and Woody Woodpecker is shocked]
SPACE MOUSE
Oh my God.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Holy shite.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You remember how Stinkmeaner Sparrow dodged your peck.
[back to the TV Wakko Warner dodgs Marvin Martian’s laser gun, he evemn sets it on stream mode but he dogds it]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER (O.S)
Your enemy is Wakko Warner, The Blind Swords-Warner
Wakko Warner stands on top of the laser gun as MArvin Martain points it at Wakko Warner]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER (CONT’D)
his ears give him more information than all your senses put together.
{SLASH} Wakko Warner slices Marvin Martian’s head clean off
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER (O.S)
Yeah, If you underestimate him, he will kill you.
Marvin Martan’s head falls off as his body falls to the ground then  scene goes back to Woody’s house]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You must train if wanna beat that sparrow, Uncle Woody.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Kids, I won't fail. I'm not afraid.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Oh you will be, you will be.
[Knothead and Splinter giggles a bit, Next day Woodrow Woodpecker and Marcus Felix are used in this example of an un-oh moment and it begins with Woodrow Woodpecker looking for a parking space for his 2016 Toyota Prius]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(Narrating)
Some people are scared of space aliens and/or staring down the barrel of a laser gun. But the thing that scare woodpeckers the most, are sparrows and uh-oh moments. Woodrow Woodpecker is as close to a nerdy woodpecker as woodpeckers could be and Stinkmeaner Sparrow on his tenth birthday, he wished for the ability to control other person’s minds and start an uh-oh moment that no one else could.
[Woodrow Woodpecker waits patiently for Porky Pig’s 1981 K-Car to pull out of a parking spot. Before he can pull in, a Ford 2016 F-150 truck playing to the song “Stomp Em In The Nuts” and narrowly misses Woodrow Woodpecker's 2016 Toyota Prius and drives into the spot ahead of him.]
WOODROW WOODPECKER
What the...? Oh, come on, you... you... homo nimrod! You can't do that! Hey!! Come on!
[Woodrow Woodpecker honks his horn as Marcus Fenix, ]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(Narrating)
Uh-oh moments can happen to anyone at any time.
[Marcus Fenix gets out of the car, pointedly and politely ignoring Woodrow Woodpecker and he gets out and follows him]
WOODROW WOODPECKER
Hey!! That was my space! I had my blinker on and everything!
MARCUS FENIX
Feck you, punk-ass, pussy-ass, hook-ass, picidae nerd!
(Woodrow Woodpecker flinches as Marcus continues shouting at him)
MARCUS FENIX (CONT’D)
I'll beat your ruddy nerdy ass,picidae! Don't you never in your LIFE ever try to holla at me, picidae.
(Marcus Fenix lets off Woodrow Woodpecker and he starts to walk away and Woodrow is scared)
MARCUS FENIX (CONT’D)
Feck with me picidae, and I'll grab my Mark 2 Lancer on your botch ass picidae and shoot you fulla holes.
[Woodrow walks off as Stinkmeaner Sparrow stares at him then he takes control of Woodrow Woodpecker seethes,  and starts to convulse as Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s uses his voodoo doll to control him. Woodrow Woodpecker's face contorts evilly]
CONTROLLED WOODROW WOODPECKER
(in Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s voice)
WHAT DID YOU SAY, HOMO BAMPOT HUMAN!??!
[Marcus Fenix stops in his tracks and turns around and walks back towards Woodrow Woodpecker]
MARCUS FENIX
(annoyed)
You know what, woodpecker dolt? Suck a knob, woodpecker. I'm tired of this shagged
[Controlled Woodrow Woodpecker jumps in the air and kicks Marcus Fenix squarely in the chest with both feet. The force sends Marcus Fenix flying through the air and lands hard on the concrete his Mark 2 Lancer falls off his weapon rack and Controlled Woodrow Woodpecker picks it up, revs the chainsaw bayonet and holds it up]
CONTROLLED WOODROW WOODPECKER
(in a maniacal froth holding the Mark 2 Lancer straight out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Marcus Fenix cowers in fear)
OH YEAH! Look at you! You were poppin' all that GOOD SHITE a second ago and then you got KICKED IN YO' CHEST! YOU SUCK A KNOB HUMAN, YOU SUCK A KNOB!
(Woodrow Woodpecker's face reverses to his regular self, along with his persona)
WOODROW WOODPECKER
Oh, my god! Are you ok? Who did this to you? What did he look like? DID ANYONE SEE WHO ACCOSTED THE GEAR?
[that same day Woody Woodpecker is now out in a park along with Knothead Woodpecker, Splinter Woodpecker, Buzz Buzzard, Bizz Buzzard, Booze Buzard and Tweaky Lackey and Woody Woodpecker training for his rematch with Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Between you, Tweaky, me and, my brothers, your uncle shouldn't have too much to worry about. Everybody knows woodpecker can't fight or shoot accurately.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
I'm sorry, did you say we woodpeckers can’t fight or shoot accurately?
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Buzz, didn't you remember that we carry around energy guns, plus we’re no scaredy cats to use em’.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, You heard me, you two red hair birdies: Woodpeckers can't fight and shoot accurately! They ain't got the strength, character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter or marksbird. That's why all the greatest fighters in the world have always been either humans, mice, cats, the cunning eagle or the long ranger eagle. Name me one great woodpecker shooter. Go ahead, name one! See, right there, you can't, o-o-o-oh, what, you gonna pull Wocky out your ass?
[Splinter and Knothead are confused as well as shocked]
BUZZ BUZZARD (CONT’D)
Is that what you're thinking about, Wocky Woodpecker? Well if that picidae is so tough, why didn't he go to Vietnam or Iraq or it’s galactic equivalent Iarocci? I'll tell you why: It's 'cause he was scared! That's why! Shoot, “No Vietnamese, Iraqi or Iaroccian ever called me ‘buzzard’.”I'll call him a human, or whatever animal name or science name he/she was six times, before me and Tweaky have breakfast! What he gonna do, hold up; I'll make it seven! WOODPECKERS!
[Buzz Buzzard starts laughing at Splinter and Knothead this causes Splinter and Knothead to draw out their energy guns and Buzz’s laughter dies out]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ok, so that means we can’t shoot a hot dog cart a 100 yards from us.
[Splinter and Knothead take aim at a hot dog cart that says “Wener Wally’s” then, {ZAP} they shoot the hot dog cart and Wally Walrus yelps]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER (O.S)
Sorry, Wally.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER(O.S)
We were proving a point to Buzz Buzzard.
WALLY WALRUS
(scuffs)
Voodpecker kids with laser guns, where is the world coming to.
[back at the training area Splinter and Knothead turns their laser guns on Buzz and Tweaky]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Okay, you two can shoot very well I was just yammering about not all the stuff I just said about the history of Woodeckers.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ok.
[Splinter and Knothead put their laser guns away and some time later Woody Woodpecker is dueling off with Charlie Elf, and Charlie Elf is blindfolded]
CHARLIE ELF
Ok, just because you think that I’m a elf means I has a heightened sense of hearing...
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Fight.
[Woody Woodpecker charges at Charlie Elf then {PECK PECK PECK} he pecks his head and {WHACK WHACK WHACK} Woody Woodpecker starts beating up Charlie Elf with his stick]
CHARLIE ELF
Ah! Oh God, Woody please.
BUZZ BUZZARD
You see that, a blindfolded elf can’t beat the might of a woodpecker or picidae.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Well...
[Woody Woodpecker keeps beating up Charlie Elf until {CRACK} his stick breaks]
[Time Lapse; Woody Woodpecker is dueling off with Space Mouse, Space Mouse is blindfolded just like Charlie Elf]
SPACE MOUSE
So when do you think space mice have a heightened sense of hearing doesn't mean i will always predict you uncle’s...
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
(ignoring Space Mouse)
Oh, suck it up, botch. Fight
[Woody Woodpecker charges at Space Mouse theme {PECK PECK PECK} he pecks his head and {WHACK WHACK WHACK} Woody Woodpecker starts beating up Space Mouse]
SPACE MOUSE
Geep! Ahh! Woody.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Oh, even a blindfolded mouse like Space Mouse can’t beat the might of a picidae.
[Woody Woodpecker keeps beating up Space Mouse until {CRACK} his stick breaks; later that day Woody Woodpecker is practicing in front of Wally Walrus and a bulch of customers and his hot dog cart is fully repaired and upgraded]
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Word got out that our Uncle Woody was training for a rematch, and it quickly became the hot button of the community.
[Woody Woodpecker pecks a tree and it timbers into the street and Ms Meany crashes her car into it and she is launched out and takes a hard landing in the asphalt]
MS.MEANY
Damn woodpecker in training.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
What was that an exhibition.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
You need to infiltrate the blind sparrow’s mind.Now, try again Uncle Woody.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Oooooh-ah-da!
[Woody Woodpecker pecks the stump then kicks it]
WOODY WOODPECKER
Damn, that hurts!
[Woody Woodpecker hops around on one foot]
Gaa, ooh. Damn it, kids. Ahh.
BUZZ BUZZARD
Hoo, haa, ooh, everybody knows woodpeckers climb stick on and peck trees, not peck the stump and kick the damn tree stump.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Bart Simpson and Buzz Buzzard had the brilliant idea to take advance orders for the DVD release of the fight, and take a little action on the site.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
He even told Chester Jester to give me and Splinter a 100 ticket head start.
WOODY WOODPECKER (B.G)
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[a week before the rematch]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Later that week, Bart Simpson had hired galactic mercs to create the necessary hype for the fight between out Uncle Woody and Stinkmeaner Sparrow.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
And boy, did he do so.
[Knothead Woodpecker and Splinter Woodpecker walks up to their mailbox and see that Bart Simpson had painted the faces of Woody Woodpecker and Stinkmeaner Sparrow on his house]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
The fight had a huge turnout, especially if we’re the ones seeing the fight ourselves like we’re the ones since day one.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, and I think Bart Simpson haveing told Chester Jester to have me and my sister Splinter would get a 100 ticket head start, I think he’s the bestest.
[night time a street light turns on the shortly after {DING DING DING} Chester Jester rings a bell then he blows into a Middle Ages horn].
CHESTER JESTER
Here ye, here ye, the tournament between Woody Woodpecker and Stinkmeaner Sparrow will start soon...
[people run towards the fight as Chester Jester walks with then {WHAM} a Channel 6 news van hits him then Kent Brockman and a cameraman gets out and they start filming Chester Jester gets up then {WHAM} another news van runs him over it’s NBC News a NBC cameraman and Lester Holt get out and begin coverage he gets up again and {WHAM} another news van runs him over it’s Fox News then he gets up places one hand on right side as he limps to the fight himself Space Mouse and Charlie Eldf are already here they are fully healed]
BILLY BULLDOG
Come on, Louie.
LOUIE MONOGRAM
I’m coming, Billy.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(narrating)
Seems like watching woodpeckers fight sparrows for the pigeons was becoming America's new favorite pastime.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
That’s when we knew baseball was a thing of the past.
BART SIMPSON
Hey, listen up! I'm gonna tell y'all one more time.This fight ain't startin' till I get a 10% cut and a 90% tax cut from all y'all.
[Bart Simpson sees a businessman]
BART SIMPSON
Hey you, naw human, I didn't get your cut yet.
[Bart Simpson swipes a breifcase from the businessman]
Gimmie
[Bart Simpon pulls a Walther P99 on him and he gives the rest of his stuff on him to Bart Simpson]
[meanwhile over on Buzz Buzzard's side]
BUZZ BUZZARD
Hey you, picidae I didn't get yours yet.
[Buzz Buzzard swipes a stack of cash from Nicky Woodpecker]
NICKY WOODPECKER
Give me that.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Knothead, you do know that there's a difference between an private uh-oh moment and a public uh-oh moment.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah Splinter, A private uh-oh moment only shames you, like our Uncle Woody but a public uh-oh moment shames all the woodpeckers.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Ooh, this is it, I'm gonna kick some ass now.
[on Woody Woodpecker’s side Splinter woodpecker and Knothead Woodpecker are pleading to Woody Woodpecker not to fight]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
[her hands folded pleading Woody not to fight Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
Uncle Woody please, don’t fight him we’ll even fry the sparrow for him.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
[his hands behind his back and his beak pointed at him]
Yeah, the only way to win is not to fight and let us zap him.
CHARLIE ELF
Exactly if this turns out to be a crushing defeat and what I saw on the news this could land you in the hospital for six to ten months.
SPACE MOUSE
That's right, Woody, nobody's gonna call you a fruity bird boy or a feather pansy if you don't do this, please.
BART SIMPSON (O.S)
I will.
SPACE MOUSE
Well, Bart will.
CHESTER JESTER
Round 1, fight.
[Woody Woodpecker and Stinkmeaner Sparrow ready up]
STINKMEANER SPARROW
You scared, woodpecker yeah, you scared, ain't ya, botch uh-oh I can snuff the botch in ya.Hm, hm, mm Ooh, that's vintage botch.You must have Alzheimer's, old man, you already forgot that tail-feather-whupping.
[Woody Woodpecker walks towards Stinkmeaner Sparrow and he swings and Woody Woodpecker dodges it
Uh-oh.Huh-huh. Oh, I hear ya coming.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow swings at Woody WOodpecker but he dodges then {PECK PECK PECK} pecks him on the head]
Ow, Pecked on the head.
[Stinkmeaner Sparrow swings and hits Woody Woodpecker and he is still standing]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(narrating)
And as we watched Stinkmeaner Sparrow move blindly around the ring, we had predicted Turns out he was part of a secret project that gives blind people the sixth sense during The Cat War when the cats unleashed a chemical agent that blinded a good portion of the woodpeckers and the woodpeckers worked on Project Lightspeed Prediction until the Canary Rights Movement given it a postponed and Stinkmeaner Sparrow was one of the test subjects as soon as woodpeckers was in desperate need for test subjects and he became a trained swordsman, and he gained super hearing.
[brief memory shots of Stinkmeaner Sparrow tripping Woody Woodpecker and striking him in the knee then Woody Woodpecker deals crippling blows to Stinkmeaner Sparrow]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Uncle Woody,wait that sparrows a test subject!
Knothead Woodpecker
Uncle Woody, stop that sparrows a test subject!
SPACE MOUSE
Come on,Woody
CHARLIE ELF
He’s just gonna keep comin' anyway Space Mouse!
MEG GRIFFIN
(between Charlie Elf and Space Mouse)
You go, Woody! Murder that sparrow.
[Woody Woodpecker jumps up and Woody retracts his beak then the world freezes just before Woody Woodpecker lands a fatal peck on Stinkmeaner Sparrow’s head]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Ya know Knothead, we could all be reading Woody Woodpecker comics right now.
[Time continues, and Woody Woodpecker knocks out Stinkmeaner Sparrow with a final peck to the head]
NICKY WOODPECKER
He got what he deserved, man.
CHESTER JESTER
Oh, my goodness, I can't believe it.
CHARLIE ELF
Is he...dead.
SPACE MOUSE
Whoa, Woody, you knocked him out real good and did not kill him.
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You did it Uncle Woody
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yay, hooray, you knocked the underpants out of him
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
(Narrating)
And so, our Uncle Woody emerged from the uh-oh moment victorious.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
And he sent that sparrow to the hospital.
TWEAKY LACKEY
Congratulations, Woody I told you a woodpecker that can fight.Whew!
[everyone walks towards Buzz Buzzard he looks and Bart Simpsons had ran off]
BEAR #1
Good goin'.
MARCUS FENIX
That wasn't worth it.
AUGUSTINE COLE
I had my raffal on this.
BEAR #2
I want my money.
JEFF FISCHER
You owe me money, man.
DAMON BAIRD
Gimme my money back!
WOODPECKER #1
I want my money.
WOODPECKER #2
That was some con you played on us
WOODROW WOODPECKER (O.S)
Gimme my damn money, buzzard.
[Buzz Buzzard looks at the chair then he remembers the Donald Trump rally with Widdy Woodpecker them he picks up the chair and throws it]
WINNIE WOODPECKER
Oh, my God, a chair!
[the chair lands on the floor then a bear roars and he mauls Woodrow Woodpecker as a result, Nicky Woodpecker uses his laser gun it stop the bear the the bear is stung and mauls him then Marcus Fenix and his Gears draw their guns out and shoots the bear dead]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Sparrows
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Damn sparrows.
[scene shows Woody Woodpecker he is goes on his bed to rest them he presses a button and eight mechanical arms with large white gloves at the end comes out and starts massaging him then all eight of the mechanical gloves picks him up flips him then the arms stares massaging his back side]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
As our Uncle Woody contemplating his waivered quotas by getting a niece long massage on his new bed, Uncle Woody stopped to realize that he had gotten the respect he so desperately wanted.
[Roger Alien {DING DING DING} rings Chester Jester’s bell, and Woody commands the robotic arms to pick him up and hold him near a window]
ROGER ALIEN
Hey everyone, have you heard that Woody Woodpecker knocked out a blind sparrow with his gloved hands and his beak.
BOB BELCHER
Now, the gloved hands part a little cartoony but usein his beak that's so Danja Zone.
MOTHER NATURE
Um, Woody Woodpecker.
[scene shows Charlie Elf, Space Mouse  Mayor Quimby, Knothead Woodpecker and Splinter Woodpecker]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
Charlie Elf, Space Mouse, Mayor Quimby and of course us me and Knothead Woodpecker had gotten the fight licensed by the county and the state boxing commission in advance and had the whole thing taped for both nationwide, internationally and interglacial in advance.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
That means our Uncle Woody was legally indemnified against Stinkmeaner Sparrow's coma .But Uncle Woody was still pretty shook up by the whole thing.
[scene shows Stinkmeaner's damaged handicap parking sign it is placed with basically flowers, food kept in preservation chambers and the hot dog cart that he hit with his car]
SPLINTER WOODPECKER
You see, Stinkmeaner Sparrow had no family and no friends.
KNOTHEAD WOODPECKER
Yeah, he lived a life without love or companionship, or even pets from day one. He was one terrible, awful sparrow who loved to make other people suffer and in truth, the community, the town, everyone in the world, hell even eryone in the whole damn galaxy was better off with him knocked out for a long time.
WOODY WOODPECKER
(hands folded and praying)
Still, he was our brother.Lord, please forgive us for puting this sparrow's life.
LISA SIMPSON
Why you say "us" Woody.
BART SIMPSON
You’re the one who knocked him out.
WOODY WOODPECKER
Shut your ass and pray because you put the “worst” in bratwurst.
[end of Woody’s Sparrow Fight]
Woody Woodpecker fan script, Woody's Sparrow Fight
After Woody Woodpecker gets humiliated by Stinkmeaner Sparrow, a blind sparrow who makes almost everyone miserable and Woody Woodpecker must train to fight him in a rematch
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SariSpy56 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday :D
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Redgra Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
Thanks also what date are you going to revile some of the suggestions
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Redgra Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
Thanks oh and can you release pre-sketches of those suggestions like Epic Games with their recent Unreal Tornament And what point are you at on those suggestions
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SariSpy56 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Honestly, I've been too busy with schoolwork and getting a job lately that I didn't have time to do them. I'm sorry.
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Redgra Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
Well you got after school the nights and the weekends free you can draw at those times
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Redgra Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
Oh well you have nights as weekends free
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